Supernatural Events Response Bureau

"it is good."

Lu Li hung up the phone, but remained seated without moving.

LOL, I don't want to be happy at all.

Do you think I, Lu, have never watched horror movies or read horror novels?

The person calling is either a thug or a ghost. Open the door? Open my ass!

The moment you open the door, it's a killer encounter!

Moreover, this "Pan Shuai" is too suspicious.

If "Meizhuang Weiming" dies, will he call me?

Even if he called himself, his tone wouldn't be that calm.

Therefore, there is only one answer!

It wasn't Pan Shuai who called him!

He's either a bad guy or a vengeful ghost.

In short, it's not a good thing.

Therefore, Lu Li decided to remain unchanged in the face of all changes.

And Miss Huaixu should also be inside.

So I'm quite scared.

But if you're going on a blind date with yourself, at least you won't kill yourself, right?

Lu Li remained calm and composed.

I even planned to fry two eggs and have a long-awaited breakfast.

But then the phone on the coffee table rang again.

Someone sent a video call request.

Lu Li glanced at it and, sure enough, it was Pan Shuai again.

"Oh......"

Lu Li made a direct connection.

He wanted to see what kind of trouble the other party was planning to cause.

The image that appeared on the phone screen was indeed Pan Shuai's big face.

He had his hair slicked back, but he was dressed in a suit and tie.

It's just that this face, which was originally quite handsome... appears a bit large due to lens distortion.

Just like Sha Yi, who said, "Yingzi, open the door, Daddy."

Behind him was indeed Lu Li's house entrance.

Moreover, Hao Liang and Luo Hao were standing next to him.

"Old Lu! Did you fall into the toilet? Open the door!"

Pan Shuai started by unleashing a barrage of attacks.

Lu Li nodded secretly.

Hmm, that's Pan Shuai's style, but... do you really think you can fool me?

too naive.

Lu Li snorted coldly, "You think you can fool me? You're not Pan Shuai at all."

Pan Shuai was taken aback and blurted out, "You're already drunk this early in the morning?"

Tsk... Lu Li suddenly hesitated.

This reaction was exactly the same as Pan Shuai's.

He tiptoed to the door, bracing himself for the possibility of seeing a blood-red ghostly eye through the peephole, and peered through it.

There are indeed people outside.

It was indeed Pan Shuai, Hao Liang, and Luo Hao.

Luo Hao is the chubby guy who didn't come the night before last because he was working overtime.

Lu Li sat down at the coffee table and said to the three big-faced people on his phone, "It's actually very simple, Young Master Pan. I'll ask you three questions. If you answer them correctly, I'll let you in."

The three people opposite them didn't know what was going on, or perhaps they remembered something. They looked at each other and their expressions became much more serious.

"Old Lu, did something happen to you?"

"I asked you that question." Lu Li didn't answer his question.

"Alright." Pan Shuai said seriously in a deep voice, "Go ahead and ask."

Lu Li: "First, in which year did you break through your virginity? You need to specify the day."

Pan Shuai: "..."

He was stunned.

What the hell is this problem?

But seeing Lu Li's serious expression on his phone screen, he subconsciously turned around and glanced back.

Hao Liang and Luo Hao both had serious expressions.

Pan Shuai's mind went blank.

Am I the one with the problem?

Or do all three of them know?

When?

Did I say that myself?

At this moment, Pan Shuai fell into deep self-doubt.

As the saying goes, if everyone else is a fool, then the only normal person is an anomaly.

Pan hesitated for a few seconds, but still decided to speak.

Perhaps the outcast is truly himself.

"It was August 24th or 25th seven years ago, I can't remember exactly."

"You remember it very clearly, don't you?" Lu Li nodded and moved on to the next question, "Where do you usually meet up with all those girls?"

Pan Shuai has basically given up, saying, "A few years ago it was WeChat's Shake feature, then it was Momo, then Tantan and Momo again, and recently it's Soul."

"Okay, one last question," Lu Li asked, "How did you manage to win her over?"

"Oh? That's pretty simple. Just ask for their contact information and then chat casually. Dress yourself up and look 'high-class,' it's actually quite easy. Then create more physical contact, and as long as the other person doesn't object, you can quickly close the distance."

"If you fail, it doesn't matter. Just give up and find the next one. Anyway, even if you fail, you'll only lose face at the time, and there's no other loss."

After rattling off so much in one breath, Pan Shuai glanced at his phone screen.

Then he noticed that Lu Li was listening with great interest.

What's even more outrageous is Luo Hao behind him. This guy actually opened Notepad on his phone and started typing away, clearly taking notes.

"..."

Pan Shuai couldn't hold back any longer. "What are you doing! Be serious!"

"Pfft, haha—!" Lu Li couldn't hold back either. "Okay, I've confirmed you guys are for real."

He hung up the phone and opened the door.

Pan Shuai walked in with two other people, his face dark.

As soon as he came in, he grabbed Lu Li's collar and asked, "Old Lu, how did you know about all those things?"

"I don't know, that's why I'm asking." Lu Li was overjoyed. "But although I can't remember the exact time about my virginity, I do remember it was around the summer of 2014."

"Really? Then I should really tell you?" Pan Shuai looked suspicious.

"That's true, I remember that too." Hao Liang nodded. "We were having lunch outside that afternoon, and you said you had something to do and couldn't come."

"Later, when we were halfway through our meal, you came with a woman, walked around for a bit, and then left. We later found out that you were just showing off."

"Then that night, around 3 a.m., you suddenly started wailing and sending red envelopes in the group chat. It's hard to forget that now."

Pan Shuai: "..."

"Those were mistakes made in my youthful arrogance." He took a deep breath, suppressing his collapsing emotions, before turning to Lu Li and saying, "Old Lu, we really have something to discuss with you, and it's quite serious."

"I can tell." Lu Li took three cans of soda from the refrigerator, threw one to each of them, then sat back on the sofa and raised his chin. "I can tell. In all the years I've known you, this is the first time I've seen you all dressed up in suits."

That's right, these three guys are all wearing black suits and have slicked-back hair. Plus, they don't look like good guys, so they look like gangsters.

Fortunately, there are no organized crime groups in China, only gangster gangs with organized crime characteristics.

Otherwise, they would have been arrested long ago.

"These are work uniforms, mainly to make people believe us," Pan Shuai explained, then pulled the other two to sit down. "You know what kind of work we three do, right?"

"I know." Lu Li opened a can of soda and took a sip. "Ha! You're an employee in the procurement department of a state-owned enterprise, and Ritian is also in a state-owned enterprise, but you're in the military industry and he's in a glass factory. Liangzi works in new media, the kind where he helps other companies manage their WeChat official accounts."

"Are you still half asleep...?" Pan Shuai said speechlessly. "The three of us are all from the Super Spirit Bureau, but you're not wrong about us being civil servants."

"What the hell?" Lu Li picked at his ear. "The Over-Age Bureau? You guys are in charge of compiling statistics on older unmarried youth? Let me make this clear, if you're going to collect a single tax, I'm not paying it!"

"..." Pan Shuai wanted to punch him, but thinking about the danger he might encounter, he held back. "Supernatural Bureau, full name is the Supernatural Events Response Management Bureau."

He paused, lit a cigarette, and said, "Simply put, it's specifically designed to deal with urban legends and ghosts."