What to do if you find a girl? Call the police!

Holy crap!!!

Lu Li was awakened by the pain.

It hurts in my head.

Moreover, when he woke up and opened his eyes, he didn't see the familiar ceiling.

Of course, it's not an unfamiliar ceiling either.

What he saw was his own four barely noticeable abdominal muscles.

And below is a morning symbol for a young man.

I'm sore from holding in my pee.

It might also be related to the dream I had last night.

He dreamt that he was having sex with three monster girls.

There's really no problem here, since Lu Li commits bigamy with countless beautiful girls in his dreams every day.

But the art style gradually became more terrifying later on.

After he was exhausted, the three young ladies were not satisfied. In order to punish him for not being a good husband, they went around seducing other young ladies and even created tentacles to play with his anus!

Lu Li was shocked!

Lu Li was furious!

No one can mess with his little chrysanthemum!

Nobody's here!

Even doctors won't do it!

So he never gets a physical exam because he's heard that there's a procedure called a "finger exam" in physical exams...

A digital rectal exam, as the name suggests, is an examination performed using the fingers.

The person using their fingers is the doctor, and the person being examined is the person undergoing a medical checkup.

As for how to check with your fingers...

Then there's no need to say more.

Lu Li immediately did a forward roll to dodge!

Then......

Then this guy rolled off the bed and hit his head on the floor.

"That's fucking terrifying..."

In short, Lu Li got up, rubbed his forehead, and planned to go to the bathroom to wash up.

He still has to go to work today.

As soon as he got up, he heard a "ripping" sound; his pants ripped open, exposing his entire buttocks to the air.

"......unlucky!"

He simply changed his inner and outer trousers.

As a result, while putting on his outer pants, he tripped and fell flat on his face.

Fortunately, he subconsciously raised his arm to protect his face, thus preventing his handsome face (verified by the three monster ladies) from being kissed by the floor.

It also prevents the possibility of the front teeth leaving home.

This time, he didn't dare curse anymore. Instead, he got up, silently slipped off his shoes, and went to the bathroom to wash up.

I picked up a toothbrush, squeezed on some toothpaste, and put it in my mouth. As soon as I applied force, the toothbrush handle broke off.

"..."

Lu Li remained expressionless, holding the toothbrush handle that was broken in half, and continued brushing his teeth.

After he finished brushing his teeth, when he went to turn on the tap to fill his cup with water... the water had stopped again!

Lu Li remained expressionless.

He simply "floated" to the refrigerator at the junction of the living room and kitchen, and silently opened it.

Yes, the power is out too.

The food in the refrigerator all smells.

Lu Li's lips, which were frothing with mysterious white foam, twitched slightly, but he still didn't get angry. Instead, he silently picked up a bottle of water and went back to the bathroom to continue washing up.

This time he was very careful and tried his best to avoid any problems.

Finally... apart from a slight bleeding of the gums, no new difficulties arose.

After he finished tidying up, he went out to go to work.

To avoid forgetting his phone at home, he always kept it in his hand.

But as soon as he closed the door and put his phone in his pocket, he couldn't find his house key or car key.

Neither the BMW key nor the scooter key was available.

Lu Li quickly went to open the door.

Of course, his peaceful home has completely closed its doors to him.

"Holy crap!!!"

Lu Li finally broke down.

Today is truly a day of utter misfortune—bad luck has reached its peak!

Forget it, I'll just take a taxi.

But when he turned around, he froze on the spot.

The girl in the high school uniform I saw when I came back last night was still sitting with her knees drawn up to her chest.

This time, however, she didn't bury her head; instead, she looked up at him pitifully.

That delicate little face is simply gorgeous!

It can be said that she is no worse than Miss Bai and the other two.

However, this one looks rather young.

If Miss Bai and Miss Luo are strong, mature women, and Miss Huai Xu is a young girl in the process of transforming into a mature woman, then this girl belongs to the slightly immature young woman category.

Judging by appearance, he is no more than eighteen years old.

They might not even be more than seventeen years old.

Lu Li was suddenly gripped by a deep fear.

Judging from his bad luck since he woke up today, it's absolutely not the right time to talk to him!

Otherwise, one or more of the following results may occur.

1. The little girl took out pepper spray and sprayed him in the face.

2. The young girl took out a small knife to show him her skills; of course, it couldn't be a secret relationship.

3. The neighbor's door suddenly opened, and the neighbor then called the police.

4. The little girl called the police.

Then there's only one choice: just ignore her.

Even though she was pitiful.

Even if she might not have gone home all night.

But that has nothing to do with me, Lu!

Thinking of this, Lu Li suddenly felt enlightened.

Without even turning his head, he skipped the elevator and slipped away down the stairs.

The little girl pursed her lips, her eyes revealing disappointment.

However, the disappointment in her eyes disappeared a few minutes later.

Because she heard the sound of the elevator running.

The door opened quickly.

Who else could have come out besides Lu Li?

Lu Li handed her the hot steamed buns and soy milk he had just bought.

After she said "thank you" and took it, she promptly turned and tried to slip away.

"etc!"

Lu Li paused, then prepared to continue his escape.

"I have nowhere else to go..."

Lu Li stopped in his tracks.

"..."

After hesitating for a moment, Lu Li cursed, then turned around with a helpless expression, "Where are your parents?"

"My parents died in a car accident, and my uncle and aunt became my guardians, but they embezzled the compensation money my parents left me and abused me..."

The girl's eyes were lifeless, and the pitiful look in them made Lu Li feel extremely uncomfortable.

That expression, like that of an abandoned and wounded puppy... is hard for any compassionate, normal person to bear.

Lu Li was kind-hearted and couldn't stand such things.

So he decided to get the girl out of his sight.

"Then I'll call the police for you." Lu Li took out his phone to dial 110. "If you're in trouble, call the police. I'm sure the police officers can help you."

LOL, there's no way he'd take this girl in.

It's not an 18+ doujinshi, so there's no such ridiculous plot.

At that moment, the contents of two manuscript works appeared in his mind.

Both of those are stories about a white-collar worker finding a girl and falling in love.

LOL, that's impossible!

"don't want!"

His hand holding the phone was suddenly grabbed.

"What are you doing?! Get away from me!" Lu Li struggled and jumped back, darting two meters away.

He watched the girl warily. "Don't come any closer! Or I'll call the police!"

As he spoke, he also cautiously surveyed the doors of other residents' houses around him.

"No..." The girl bit her lower lip, head bowed, looking pitiful. "If the police are called, they'll take me back... I don't want to go back..."

Lu Li remained expressionless. "Why did you come to me?"

LOL, he doesn't even know this girl.

Of course, it's impossible for her to know her deceased parents.

"I've been wandering around the neighborhood for several days. A few days ago, I saw you feeding the stray kittens, and I know you're a good person..."

Lu Li's attitude softened.

"Okay, but forget about my place. I have to go to work right now. How about I get you a hotel room so you can rest there for a day, or maybe go to class first?"

The girl's cheeks flushed slightly, and her big eyes darted left and right, avoiding Lu Li's gaze.

After a moment, she nodded gently, "Mmm..."

Lu Li: "..."

Why are you blushing?

Why are you blushing!

He certainly didn't change his mind; instead, he planned to appease the girl first.

After all, if what she said is true... then it is indeed quite pitiful.

First, keep her calm, then go directly to Fang Yuebai, the good-breasted brother, and see if he can find out anything about this girl.

After all, even though Good Chest Bro is a salary thief, he is still a staff member with a formal employment contract.

She should have a way.

It's better than having this girl stay with me.

That's it!