Fighting the World

Chapter 81 Fighting the World

Lu Li is not in the mood to care about Xing Tian right now.

He took out his phone and glanced at it.

Because it had been in standby mode and he had brought a large power bank with him, his phone still had about 80% battery remaining.

Open the missed call.

In the past two days and two nights, Pan Shuai has hit me seven times, Hao Liang has hit me five times, and Luo Hao has also hit me five times.

The other guys who were close to Lu Li had also played with him once or three times.

The people who called the most weren't actually his parents—his parents never called.

Fang Yuebai called the most.

This breast has been hit 173 times.

After thinking for a moment, Lu Li decided to call his parents first.

If the parents are so unreliable, then the son can't be unreliable either.

结果

"Hello, the number you dialed is currently switched off."

Lu Li frowned, then hung up and called his father again.

It still shows "Shut down".

"Tsk."

This made him worry instead.

But there's no use in getting in touch with them now and just worrying.

We can only hope that the problem can be solved tomorrow.

He dialed Fang Yuebai's number again.

The other party answered immediately.

"Hey? Brother Li! Are you alright? I've been calling you all day and you haven't answered!"

Lu Li moved the phone away slightly, waiting for the sound on the other end to subside before bringing it close to his ear again. "I've been busy these past few days, what's up?"

"Brother Li! Have you seen the news?!"

Lu Li raised an eyebrow. "Are you referring to aliens, melting glaciers and rising sea levels, unusual weather, or an asteroid impact?"

"Huh? Brother Li, you already knew?"

"I just found out." Lu Li was also quite curious. "By the way, didn't the higher-ups consider keeping it a secret? I mean, the asteroid impact on Earth."

The existence of aliens cannot be hidden, nor can abnormal weather and rising sea levels.

But why not hide the asteroid impact on Earth?

And it's not just domestically, no country abroad is hiding it either, which is quite interesting.

"Because there's no need to hide it anymore," Fang Yuebai said matter-of-factly. "Other things might have solutions, or the big shots up there might have a chance to survive."

"But how do we deal with the asteroid impact on Earth? According to my inside information, the five permanent members of the UN Security Council have already tried launching strategic nuclear missiles, but it was of little use and instead accelerated the asteroid's journey toward Earth."

"Now that no one can escape, there's no need to hide it anymore."

"Hmm, so what do you want from calling me? To confess your feelings to me at the end of your life? Or are you planning to end your virginity here?"

Lu Li pretended to be relaxed, "I can accept a confession. Anyway, your figure is really great when your face is covered. If I can't see your face, I won't have that buddy-like familiarity. That's not bad either."

"If I just want to sleep in, that's probably not going to work. I'm in Inner Mongolia right now."

"I might have had those thoughts before, but after what you said, I've changed my mind. Just looking at your face makes me feel uncomfortable. It feels so immoral to be slept with by my best friend."

Fang Yuebai was the kind of person who didn't know what shyness was in front of Lu Li. "I didn't call you to say these things."

"So what do you want to say?"

Fang Yuebai remained calm on the other end of the line. "What I meant to say was, Brother Li, you'd better run as far away as possible. Remember to throw away the SIM card after you hang up."

Lu Li was taken aback. "Why?"

"I'm a government employee, so I know a little bit of the inside story." Fang Yuebai's tone remained calm. "Five countries have received more secretive messages from aliens. They said they actually came to Earth to hunt down someone."

"They were actually forced to come. Their planet was hijacked. The other party's condition was to find a living being on a planet called Earth in the solar system of the Milky Way and then capture it."

"If we can't capture them, then kill them."

"Ha ha."

Lu Li chuckled twice. "This lucky but unlucky guy wouldn't happen to be a handsome guy named Lu Li who's just over 1.8 meters tall (with shoes), has a car, a house, a mortgage, a good physique, is honest, never lies, and isn't interested in women, would he?"

"Hmm, after they received the news, they originally planned to go directly to that person, but after learning about the asteroid, our country decided to abandon the operation."

"However, the other countries still want to capture that person because they think that with the alien energy weapon, they might be able to deal with that asteroid. At the very least, they'd be willing to use it as a bargaining chip to get them to leave using a spaceship with space warp technology."

"The reason they gave up is simple: they don't trust aliens."

"However, since it is uncertain whether alien energy weapons can destroy asteroids or deflect them from their orbits, they are basically considered to be on the side of default."

"That is, neither taking initiative, nor refusing, nor admitting."

After a pause, Fang Yuebai continued, "So, as that handsome guy named Lu Li, who's barefoot, 1.79 meters tall, good-looking, owns a car and a house with a loan, has a good physique, is honest, never lies, and doesn't get close to women, how are you feeling right now, Brother Li?"

"I wouldn't say I'm refreshed, I'd rather say I'm utterly dejected." Lu Li sighed. "More than ten years ago, when I was still a teenager, I fantasized about being the protagonist of the world, with everyone revolving around me. But even when I was a teenager, I only dared to think about such things when I was sleeping at night."

"I never thought I'd actually become the protagonist of the world, just in the wrong way."

"Yeah, Brother Li, don't talk so much. Be careful you don't get into trouble all over the world. Right now, high-ranking officials from countries of a certain size around the world are listening to this call. To be honest, I was asked to make this call by my superiors."

Fang Yuebai only then seemed a little anxious. "In short, the higher-ups are neither confirming nor denying this matter. They won't hunt you down, but they've given the green light, allowing various countries to send a portion of their personnel to arrest you. They need to confirm that you're near the border before they take action. Soon, your location will be locked."

"So after you hang up this call, remember to dispose of the SIM card and turn off your phone. That's all I have to say."

Lu Li had already guessed this.

He just didn't expect that Fang Yuebai, with her impressive bust, would openly say it out loud.

"Hey sis, aren't you afraid of getting into trouble by revealing information to me in front of people who are eavesdropping?"

"I don't care if they die! You're my childhood friend! The world's going to end tomorrow anyway! So what! I just want to do things my own way!"

Hearing Fang Yuebai's roar, Lu Li remained silent for a moment before asking, "Is there anything else you want to tell me?"

There was silence on the other end for a long time.

After about ten seconds, Fang Yuebai's extremely serious voice came through the receiver, "Brother Li, live on, only for yourself."

The call was disconnected.

Lu Li turned off his phone and put it in his pocket, then looked up at the horizon.

There were more than thirty black dots flying this way—those were helicopters.

"Oh"

Lu Li snapped his fingers. "Old Xing, got a cigarette?"

Xing Tian silently handed Lu Li a cigarette, then took out a lighter to light it for him.

He tried to light the lighter several times without success, then shook it and finally got it to work.

Lu Li lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, and slowly exhaled the smoke.

With a cigarette dangling from his mouth, he held Ji Mo's hand with his left hand and raised his middle finger at the approaching black dots in the distance with his right.

"Screw your fate! Watch me crush you!"

(End of this chapter)