Chapter 67
A few words after the release of Chapter 67~
A few words after the release of Chapter 67~
The last time I wrote a post about launching a product was before.
I recently met up with some big shots and we chatted, ate, drank, and had fun together every day, but I still need to write chapters to publish, which is really tough.
I went sightseeing with the big shots today, and that afternoon used up all the exercise I'd done in the past two weeks. I'm so miserable.
Hmm? Is a launch statement a way to elicit sympathy?
To be honest, it's pretty bad. My mortgage is over 6,000 a month, and all I have is 15,000. I also owe almost 100,000 in down payment money. If I don't start making money soon, I'll probably go bankrupt and be sleeping on the streets. But am I bad? How could I be bad? If this is considered bad, what about all those classmates who haven't bought a house yet? So all this talk about being bad is bullshit.
And he's single.
But my friend's monthly mortgage payment is over four thousand, and he only has sixteen thousand in his account.
He uses Alipay to pay his mortgage every month, and then he uses Alipay to pay off his salary. Wouldn't that make him even more anxious?
However, he has a wife and children.
Then I'm still pretty miserable.
So, as soon as I returned to the hotel after visiting the scenic area, the experts started giving me advice.
"Write about some unfortunate things."
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"You used to be a master at writing emotional articles for public accounts. Your 'Author's Note' chapter, written two years ago, was even reposted by the official Qidian public account! It was so moving it would make you wet! You'll definitely have no problem with it!"
I think he was just trying to get people to urinate, maybe he wanted to urinate more smoothly.
However, I think it makes a lot of sense, so I started to think about exactly where my misfortune lies.
Let's not talk about life's troubles; everyone has their own worries.
Life is all about coping with pressure.
Even the rich kids are worried about which girl to sleep with tonight.
A blind date?
But my blind dates have become jokes, and the core of comedy is tragedy. The core of blind dates is to bring out my tragedy and turn it into a comedy for everyone.
I've heard that some big shots have married their readers, but I don't even have female readers, let alone a wife.
So you're in poor health?
It's really bad; I have problems with my cervical spine, lumbar spine, wrists, and eyes.
But this is an occupational hazard; many young people have this problem now, and it's not worth mentioning.
Have a meal?
I reminisced about the tea restaurant I had lunch with the big shots at noon.
Indeed, I'm not used to this kind of light flavor.
Yesterday's Sichuan and Hunan dishes were much better with rice, but unfortunately it rained, so we couldn't have barbecue.
Another unpleasant part is that my heels really hurt after walking all afternoon.
And that was it.
The main reason is that the big shots are standing behind me watching me write my launch message. I really can't bring myself to say anything like that; it's too embarrassing.
Anyway, this is a book that will make it easier for everyone to enjoy taking a dump while using the toilet (so it will be updated from 6 to 8 am during the new book season), so let's not play the victim card.
The following is a thank you message.
First of all, I would like to thank the readers who have continued to subscribe to the official version after the book was released. You are all my bread and butter.
And for those readers who tipped, tipping isn't mandatory, but you still tipped, and honestly, that's recognition of me, which I'm very grateful for (but it's still not necessary; I like tipping too, but it should only be done if it doesn't interfere with your normal life).
Thanks to the group of experts for their guidance, and thanks to the trolls (who let me share this with my friends, and then we all laughed and improved our originally depressed mood).
Thanks to Qingquan and Yanzk for recommending the chapters~ They basically saved my life, otherwise my book might not have even made it to the bookstore (scratch that, Lao Yan is right next to me now, so embarrassing).
Thanks to a certain big shot who gave me a boost when I finished my practice piece, which led to some readers coming to criticize me, saying that it was my alternate account (laughs).
Thanks to editor Ruoye, Ye Shen is truly amazing. I grasped the key points of this book at a glance after just reading the beginning.
"Another female monster?"
Yes, so this time it's just about interacting with the girl and telling stories along the way. We won't be doing anything too profound (there will definitely be some sentimental scenes, but they will all be related to the girl).
"Teasing the Descendants? That's fine, but won't people get tired of it if we keep changing them?"
Yes, so Xing Tian was spared from death in the first instance and became a permanent character thereafter.
"Original infinite flow? Constantly changing worlds will affect the reader's experience, and once a supporting character is established, it won't be too troublesome."
Yes, so I wrote it so that the world view of the protagonist changes, and the same group of people will have different identities in different world views (so I don't have to worry about what to name the new characters).
Then you can roughly guess the plot, since I've given it pretty obvious hints.
"My future is your past."
This one sentence encapsulates the entire main theme.
So everyone understands.
I also want to thank the editor-in-chief, Green Bean. Brother Bean is really enthusiastic. Whenever you need help, you can always ask him for assistance.
Ruoye is also very helpful. I'm a big user of blocked chapters, and every time I contact him, he unblocks them instantly, then grumbles, "Are you up to something again?"
Of course, after I finished complaining, he still helped me get unblocked.
He's all talk and no action.
Unfortunately, this book's performance was only so-so (I asked about the number of paying readers who watched the latest chapter within 24 hours a day a few days ago).
It's not ideal, but it's acceptable.
Anyway, it will be available for purchase at noon tomorrow, so please don't wait for it to become available beforehand!
As for those that were listed and then never appeared again...
Let's forget each other then, but of course I also hope everyone can come and see the official version.
After all, I can only see feedback within the official version. Just treat it like chatting with an old friend. Subscribing for two cents a day is not a loss.
At least give me a first order tomorrow!
I didn't try to create a climax; I'll just write it step by step.
I originally joked about having five other talented writers each write a chapter for me, but then I thought better of it. Their skill level is far superior to mine. If I actually did that, and I had to write the subsequent chapters myself, everyone would probably be yelling "It's terrible! It's terrible!" while cursing me, "Damn it! Give me my money back!"
Okay, that's all for now. I don't have much to complain about. I'll wait until I'm really feeling romantic before I start being sentimental and playing the victim, hehe.
It will be available for purchase tomorrow at noon, maybe a few minutes late. I'll start with five chapters.
I will update regularly every day after that. I'll think about updating more when I get home. It's not convenient to do it while I'm away, and I never write filler content. If you skip a chapter, you might find that the plot is completely out of sync.
So let's prioritize quality.
See you tomorrow, muah!
Love you all (female readers preferred, but if you don't have any, I'll reluctantly send a kiss to male readers) Wangchuan~
(End of this chapter)