Chapter 48
Lu Li's ultimate move is the marriage certificate!
"My lord, can you...see me?"
Huai Xu's eyes were filled with tears, and she raised her hand to cover her rosy lips, her shoulders trembling slightly.
"I can see that. I even know that you stayed by my side in Laohuai Village and that you sat on my lap the whole time in the car. I guess it's because I've already died once."
It's just like having the ability to see ghosts.
So when Lu left the car and got out, he paused for more than ten seconds, mainly to wait for Huai Xu to get out of his arms first.
"ah......"
Huai Xu suddenly squatted down and covered her face with her hands. From Lu Li's perspective, her ears and neck were bright red.
Thinking about it carefully, it really is quite infuriating.
After all, Miss Huai Xu had secretly kissed his forehead and cheeks many times along the way.
Moreover, I always hesitate before kissing him, and I blush for a long time.
The kiss was just a light peck, and afterwards, the person would cover their face and blush for a long time.
As the one who was kissed, Lu Li didn't say anything!
And you have to pretend you don't know anything about it.
Fortunately, he had seen a lot (referring to Miss Bai's lap pillow and ear cleaning and Miss Luo's sleeping with him), so he didn't show anything unusual.
Looking at Miss Huai Xu, who was crouching in front of him with her head in her hands, pretending to be an ostrich, Lu Li sighed and squatted down in front of her. "Miss Huai Xu, have you ever heard the saying, 'A forced melon is not sweet'? I won't be happy if you do this."
Huai Xu raised his head and naturally replied, "Although forced melons are never sweet, they quench thirst, after all."
Lu Li: "..."
He was unable to refute it.
Even though people all over the world were being killed, he wasn't particularly angry.
after all......
"Why bother? You'll be leaving in three days. What's the point of doing this? I just need to resist to the death and get through those three days."
Lu Li decided to have an open and honest talk with the other party.
"No, not at all~" Huai Xu smiled like a little fox spirit who had stolen a chicken. "My lord, I will not let this world collapse."
"As long as I turn everyone into the dead and transform this world into the world of the dead, then the world's capacity limit will not actually be exceeded."
"Moreover... even the concept of 'world collapse' can be killed by me."
"This is... the ability to control the degree of death."
Seeing Huai Xu covering his mouth and chuckling, Lu Li was dumbfounded.
Is this some kind of outrageous nonsense?!
So, the "ability to control the degree of death" means that even the concept of "death" can be controlled?!
So Miss Huai Xu can't leave?
Wouldn't that mean I'm completely doomed?!
No! We have to find a way to survive!
Or maybe I could arrange an emergency blind date, or just find another girl to counteract the situation?
It feels like that would lead to an even faster collapse.
But at this point, there's no time to worry about anything else!
Lu Li quietly put his hand into his pocket and began to operate blindly.
Based on his memory, he successfully unlocked the phone.
But the app didn't respond after I clicked on it for a long time.
What the hell is going on?
Miss Huai Xu's smile grew even wider.
She has already made the concept of "Liangren's mobile app" available to users dead.
Although it's only temporary, since the guy who created this app is not easy to deal with, she can't permanently kill this concept.
Sigh, if she didn't want her beloved to truly fall in love with her, she wouldn't have needed to go through all this trouble.
All we need to do is "kill the thought that Lu Li doesn't want to marry Huai Xu."
But doing that would cross her own bottom line.
And... it's impossible.
After all, a good man is special.
Now, it remains to be seen whether her beloved will follow her script.
As long as I continue to act like a shy, innocent girl who blushes easily, my beloved won't be too wary.
Then, things will definitely go according to her script.
As long as your partner's personality remains the same as the one you know...
Everything is under control!
............
"What was he muttering to himself while squatting in the kitchen?"
In the monitoring room, the director of the Super Spirit Bureau, watching Lu Li on the monitor, complained to Pan Shuai beside him, "Seriously, he couldn't possibly not have known there were surveillance cameras in this room, could he? Is he putting on an act for us?"
The director of the Super Spirit Bureau is a pot-bellied, balding middle-aged man.
He looks just like those middle-aged, beer-bellied leaders you see everywhere.
But Pan Shuai was very respectful.
Because the bureau chief is a perfect boss, and also a genuinely good person and a patriot.
Pan Shuai can confirm this.
So he told the bureau chief about Lu Li's situation.
However, he has held back in terms of his abilities.
Although he wasn't sure if his guess about Lao Lu's extraordinary abilities was correct.
"I don't know." Facing the director's complaint, Pan Shuai stood straight without looking to the side. "But according to my guess, Lao Lu is probably communicating with his wife, who is the mastermind behind the urban legend and this living dead incident."
"He showed us these things, which may also be a deterrent to us."
"So the world is about to be destroyed because this couple had a fight?" The bureau chief was speechless. "In less than two hours, more than 300 million people worldwide have died..."
"How about handing over Lao Lu?" Pan Shuai tentatively suggested.
"Hand him over my ass! You don't need to test me." The chief curled his lip. "Even if you do hand him over, it'll be to the mastermind so she can take her man back. As for whether it's domestic violence or what, that's none of my business."
As for handing it over to other countries... dream on!
If he can't even protect the people of his own country, he shouldn't be the director of the Super Spirit Bureau anymore! He might as well find a shoelace and hang himself.
"Old Lu will have a way; he's always got a lot of clever ideas." Pan Shuai's eyes flashed as he said to the bureau chief, "Bureau Chief, look! Old Lu is waving at us!"
The bureau chief followed his gaze and saw that Lu Li was indeed waving at the ceiling.
"Let's go and meet him, see what he's up to."
If there's no other way, just hand Lu Li over to the mastermind behind it all.
It's none of their business if the young couple is having a fight.
No wonder all the ancient superhumans and the living dead from around the world are rushing to China; they're all here to capture Lu Li.
............
Seeing the green light flash twice in the corner of the ceiling, Lu Li lowered his hand and said to Huai Xu, "Then it's settled! If we lose, I'll go with you without hesitation."
"But if we win... you can just destroy the world and reset it."
As long as the world is reset, Lu Li can return to the original worldview without superhumans, and the dead can be resurrected.
"Yes." Huai Xu lowered her head, biting her lower lip lightly, tears welling in her eyes, on the verge of sobbing. "My lord...do you hate me that much...?"
Seeing the poor little thing's appearance, Lu Li couldn't resist.
"This is unacceptable!" Lu Li lifted her small face and looked at her pitiful little expression and eyes. He almost forgot how ruthless this girl was.
Fortunately, it was just a little short.
Sometimes being timid is more effective than being lustful.
"How about this, even if we win, I'll give you this big treasure, okay?"
Lu Li gritted his teeth and unleashed his ultimate move, "I'll get a marriage certificate with you then! After all, marriages done in ancient ways aren't recognized in modern society. You say you want to marry me, but how can you do it without a proper status?"
Just like having a wedding banquet but not getting a marriage certificate, the other party can run away at any time.
However, it is said that "common-law marriage" exists, but Lu Li, as a bachelor, is unaware of it, let alone Huai Xu.
You should know that the marriage certificate is his secret weapon against the monster girl!
Huai Xu's pink eyes lit up, and she immediately pulled out a piece of paper and inkpad, placing them in front of Lu Li. "My love! Let's draw up a contract!"
Lu Li: "..."
Looking at the anxious Huai Xu, he couldn't help but wonder if he had been tricked.
But oh well, he quite likes this adorable Huai Xu too.
What was that saying again?
It starts with looks, and then everything else comes into play.
Watching Lu Li obediently finish signing the agreement and pressing his fingerprint, Huai Xu carefully picked up the paper and put it away.
Her goal... has been achieved!
That's right, she simply can't stay in this world forever.
Of course, she wasn't lying; her actions could indeed prevent the world from bursting and collapsing.
But... the other young ladies outside would never allow it.
If someone breaks the rules and comes in to challenge her, the world will still have to crash and restart, and everything she did will be for naught!
But as long as there is a good person's guarantee, that's fine.
Her next step was to play the victim and make her beloved remember her completely!
After all... a good man is the easiest to soften his heart.
Plan pass!
Looking at Huai Xu, who was carefully keeping his written agreement and secretly observing him, but then looked away timidly like a small animal after their eyes met, Lu Lixin felt her heart melt.
Such a lovely girl... why is she so cruel?
If only he didn't lose his life.
Miss Huai Xu is so vicious, it must be someone else's fault!
It's because she can't feel the warmth of the world that she acts this way! Just like Miss Bai!
That's right! That must be it!
Lu Li, whose values were dictated by physical appearance, made a judgment immediately.
However, the main reason was that he felt it could restore the world to its original state; otherwise, he certainly wouldn't have done it.
Soon, after Pan Shuai followed the bureau chief in, Lu Li told them about the bet he had made with Huai Xu.
Pan Shuai was shocked. "What?! Selecting the best from all the extraordinary individuals in the world to fight those legendary extraordinary individuals from ancient times one-on-one?"
"That's right, because overall, we can't beat them, and that's even when they're not taking it seriously."
In front of Huai Xu, Lu Li began to explain frankly, since there was nothing to hide.
"This is the best solution I could think of, and thankfully the other party agreed. I've always believed that the new will always triumph over the old; after all, times are constantly evolving, and it's unacceptable to favor the past over the present."
"Moreover, if you keep living in the shadow of the past, you will not be able to move towards the future."
This ingenious idea was inspired by an animation.
Surprisingly, Huai Xu actually agreed.
Looking at Lu Li's confident expression and feeling the surging vitality emanating from him, the director of the Super Spirit Bureau smiled and said, "Indeed, the reason why humanity has not perished is because we keep moving forward."
"I've agreed to this, and I will do my best to persuade superhuman organizations around the world. Stay tuned for my good news."
Moreover... his blood was boiling again after a long time!
As one of the top five superhumans in the world, he hadn't fought anyone for a very long time.
If only I could fight those legendary superhumans from ancient times...
He's already on fire!