Chapter 3

: Survive!

Lu Li suddenly felt a strange sense of fear.

A sense of fear that arises out of nowhere.

It was as if she were submerged at the bottom of the sea, surrounded by mist, with only her clean and pretty face visible in her vision.

"I'm sorry, I probably didn't get enough rest yesterday."

Lu Li clenched his fist and touched his forehead, revealing a slightly tired smile. "Miss Bai, could you please repeat that?"

"Of course~~" Bai Muli smiled radiantly, "I'm not human~~"

"..."

Lu Li composed himself and chuckled dryly, "Miss Bai, you're so funny."

He figured it out.

This girl is the kind who doesn't want to go on blind dates just to get by.

But even if you refuse, does the excuse have to be so outrageous?

And what's with this "I'm not human" thing...?

With that look, that figure, that temperament, and those hobbies.

If Lu Li doesn't chase after him, is he even human?

Bai Muli lowered her eyes slightly and softened her voice, "Mr. Lu, I'm not lying to you, I'm really not human."

Lu Li became even more certain of his own thoughts.

That's just an excuse, isn't it?

And it was the kind of extremely perfunctory excuse.

It's like a jerk going to a bar to party, making excuses because he didn't like any of the girls.

Then he said he was gay, and a bottom at that.

That's absolutely outrageous!

"Miss Bai, could you give me a performance?" Lu Li smiled. "It's not that I don't believe you, I just want to broaden my horizons."

He wanted to see the other person's embarrassed expression when they couldn't hold it in anymore.

If a girl has no weaknesses, then she is basically invincible.

Any weakness that she can exploit is something she wants you to know.

What Lu Li needs to do now is to artificially create a weakness so that she is not so invincible when facing him.

Only in this way can you have a chance to get into her heart.

"Alright, if you insist on watching." Bai Muli was a little hesitant, but in the end she agreed to Lu Li's request.

Then she cracked open.

Yes, it's literally a crack.

As if tempered glass had shattered, blood-red cracks appeared around her face, and then the cracks gradually spread outwards.

Her face was like an exquisite mask that had been peeled off, with only a few scarlet tendons still attached to the flesh.

Beneath the "mask" was pure flesh and blood, with eight scarlet eyes staring intently at Lu Li.

Immediately afterwards, Bai Muli's flesh and skin completely cracked open, giving rise to two indescribable monsters. Then, these two monsters gradually took on human form, transforming into two Bai Muli's.

A man dressed in a black suit, white shirt, and tie, with his hair tied in a single ponytail and draped over his chest.

The other woman was wearing a white women's shirt with the top button of the collar undone, no tie, and her hair was styled in a neat, thick braid at the back of her head.

Miss Bai, with her single ponytail, blushed slightly. "Mr. Lu, please excuse my embarrassment."

Lu Li felt a wave of dizziness.

He couldn't figure out whether the dizziness was physiological or psychological.

"Mr. Lu? Are you alright?"

After calming down, Lu Li raised his head.

What came into view were two identical, worried, and pretty faces.

"It's nothing, I'm just a little dizzy for a moment."

His hand was trembling as he picked up the coffee cup.

Holy crap! Today was truly an eye-opening experience—like a knife pulling out a sore bottom!

Lu Li was struggling internally.

Although she's beautiful, she's a monster!

Even though she's a monster, she's beautiful!

Damn it! How did I get targeted by a monster?

No! How could there be monsters in this world?

Right now, it's probably better to run away.

Lu Li picked up his coffee, took a sip, looked up and smiled, "I drank too much coffee, I need to go to the restroom first, sorry."

"It's alright." Miss Bai's features were exquisite, and her smile was radiant.

After a few seconds, Lu Li remained seated and did not move.

Miss Bai, number one on the left, tilted her head. "Mr. Lu? Are you feeling unwell?"

She raised her hand, her fingernails fell off, her skin cracked, and more than a dozen granulation tissues grew from her flesh, connecting to Lu Li's forehead, neck, and wrist.

"No fever..."

"I'll go right away."

Lu Li shivered and forced a smile.

This slippery feeling is unbearable!

He pinched his trembling thigh hard with his right hand under the table!

Move!

My thigh! Why aren't you moving!

The hand under the table was exerting force, and the thigh had probably turned bruised.

But his legs might have their own ideas.

Looking up, Lu Li remained calm. "I can still hold back. How about we talk about other hobbies or something? Actually..."

He paused, then gave an embarrassed look. "Miss Bai, actually I lied to you just now."

Miss Bai's curiosity was piqued. "What lied to me?"

Lu Li took out a cigarette, lit it, and then leisurely blew out a smoke ring. "I actually smoke, and at least a pack and a half a day. I also drink alcohol, baijiu, beer, red wine, and spirits. If I don't drink for a day, I feel itchy all over."

Since this is a blind date, shouldn't it be fine as long as the blind date fails?

If a blind date fails, the other person will probably leave!

The two Bai Muli opposite him both had smiles on their faces.

Miss Bai, with her single ponytail, closed one eye and winked. "Mr. Lu, my heart was beating so fast just now. I'm finding myself increasingly satisfied with you. You're just like the good man I imagined~"

Lu Li was a little confused.

He looked at the cigarette in his hand, then pointed at himself and asked, "I smoke and drink, and you call me a good man?"

"Because you're honest~~"

This time, it was Miss Bai with the braided pigtails who spoke.

Lu Li glanced at her.

Wow, that's fucking gorgeous!

No! I can't be swayed! She's not human!

Lu Li quickly looked away.

Take one more look.

Wow! That's so beautiful!

No! You can't watch this!

Take one more look.

It's so damn good-looking!

Lu Li, you're such a piece of trash whose values ​​are dictated by their looks!

She's not human! She's a monster!

Take one more look...

So lovely!

Snapped--!

Miss Bai was taken aback.

She raised her hand to lightly cover her pink lips, her surprised gaze falling on the handprint on Lu Li's face. "Mr. Lu, what happened...?"

"It was just swatting mosquitoes."

Lu Li said with a straight face, "I'm going to the restroom."

"Oh? Okay."

"Feel sorry."

Perhaps it was because he slapped himself, or perhaps it was because Miss Bai was beautiful.

Anyway, after Lu Li's lecherous thoughts and fear countered each other, he was able to move his legs again.

He stood up and walked toward the bar—the café was L-shaped.

The bar is at the corner, and the restroom is at the other end of the road, around the bar.

Lu Li took a deep breath and quickened his pace.

Although that slap didn't knock Miss Bai's brain out, at least her legs aren't weak anymore.

Bypassing the receptionist dressed as a maid, Lu Li quickly went to the restroom to relieve himself.

However, this staff member also has some issues.

It's so late at night, and with such heavy rain, all the other customers have left the shop, why didn't you wake him up?

While releasing the water, Lu Li had already planned his escape route.

The café's entrance is right around the corner, directly opposite the bar.

In a moment, I just need to walk over naturally, and then take advantage of Bai Muli's momentary lapse in attention to run away at the speed of light!

Then I immediately ran to the neighboring building, went down the stairs to the second basement parking lot, got in my car, and sped home!

A perfect plan!

After draining the water, Lu Li washed her face at the sink and looked at the handsome man in the mirror.

Very good! Your gaze is firm enough!

Then he walked steadily to the bar.

I glanced at the end of the corridor on the other side.

Two young ladies were sitting there; the one with braids was lying on the table in a daze, while the one with a single ponytail was resting her chin on her hand, staring blankly at the rain outside the window.

very good!

Lu Li took a deep breath, turned around and walked towards the coffee shop door.

"Mr. Lu."

"The two ladies inside will pay."

Lu Li didn't turn his head back.

"Mr. Lu, where are you going?"

Lu Li was stunned.

That sound...

He suddenly turned around and saw a staff member dressed in a black and white maid uniform raise her head, with Bai Muli's pretty face, which seemed to be smiling but not smiling, under her hairband.

Long, straight black hair, red eyes, a maid outfit, and faintly visible, twisted, transparent tentacles...

This perfectly hits Lu Li's XP!

Lu Li turned his head and saw that the two Miss Bais at the far end of the distance were still sitting there perfectly fine.

When they saw Lu Li looking over, they gave him a half-smile.

Lu Li's forehead began to sweat.

The waitress, Ms. Bai, tilted her head slightly. "Mr. Lu, are you sweating?"

"It's a bit hot." Lu Li wiped his sweat.

"But your face is very pale."

"Cough... My face turns pale when I get hot."

"Really~~"

Faced with Miss Bai's ambiguous smile, Lu Li suddenly looked behind her with horror, "Look! A cow is flying!"

Ms. Bai subconsciously turned around, but only saw the coffee machine.

When she turned around again, all she saw was Lu Li's disheveled figure rushing out of the coffee shop.

She covered her mouth and chuckled softly when Lu Li's figure was obscured by the rain.

"So cute~~"