Chapter 668
Deadpool and Dead Head
Chapter 668 Deadpool and Dead Head
Deadpool, who unexpectedly arrived on a wild continent, discovered a primitive tribe worshipping a "god," which was undoubtedly his own head.
It's just a zombie version.
Deadpool pondered for a long time but couldn't figure out why a zombie version of his own head would appear there. In the end, he could only attribute it to the author's great hand. However, he was already very certain about what he wanted to do.
That means ripping off that damn head! How dare that ugly thing show its face in front of me!
Upon realizing this, Deadpool immediately drew his twin swords and charged towards the altar. He directly aimed his katana at the dead head in the center of the altar. Upon seeing Deadpool charging towards the dead head, the head hesitated for a moment, then beamed with joy.
"That's the guy! Cut off his head and offer his body to me!"
"Don't rush, buddy, there are plenty of people who want me, you'll have to wait in line!"
Deadpool didn't care whether the residents were guilty of a crime deserving of death, and directly used his samurai sword to hack and slash at the primitive people.
However, these primitive people were not entirely passive. First, there were many of them, and second, they had a considerable number of ranged weapons. After Deadpool easily killed several people, countless arrows were aimed at Deadpool and then opened fire in an instant.
"No!!!!!"
Deadpool exaggerated the scene, as if he were doomed to die. But in reality, although he was riddled with bullets in an instant, he didn't lose consciousness at all. Instead, he continued to lie there, intending to cooperate with their primitive performance and see what was going on.
As for the dead man's head on the other side, whether it was just a head left or he had lost his healing factor for too long, he didn't seem to feel any problem at all. He just laughed loudly and hurriedly ordered his men to cut off Deadpool's head: "Someone! Cut this guy's head off! I'm finally going to have a body again!"
Upon hearing that he was going to have his head chopped off, Deadpool finally decided to take action, but at that moment, he overheard the other people talking.
"Is it true that they said an unusual spatial signal was detected nearby?"
“I think it’s fake, Bob. Think about it, we’ve been here for decades. How could anyone break in?”
Two Hydra soldiers walked over chatting. The primitive people here regarded them as gods, and they didn't think there was any danger on this trip, until they came over and saw a talking zombie head and a Deadpool lying on the ground.
The two Hydra henchmen immediately started stuttering.
"Deadpool! Deadpool!"
"Zombie...zombie!"
"You guys actually rhyme pretty well, huh!"
Wade, who was lying on the ground, immediately sprang up and, taking advantage of the cavemen's distraction, charged towards the damned zombie's head in one go. Then, he himself was riddled with bullets by the Hydra minions.
So Deadpool, who was leaping through the air, crashed to the ground.
"There really are zombies. This is definitely a great achievement. I wonder how this zombie head got here. Maybe it can help us develop cross-dimensional technology."
A Hydra henchman walked over with a grin, exchanged a few words with the primitive man, then picked up the dead man's head, intending to take it back to claim credit.
But the dead man had no intention of following them into the lab. He used one of his only two functional muscles—his tongue—to move himself a little.
Then, he took a vicious bite out of that damned Hydra henchman. "Meat! Fresh meat! Hahaha!"
Bob, the Hydra soldier who witnessed all of this, was so shocked that he almost lost control of his bladder and bowels. But Deadpool, who had recovered, got up, saw what was happening, walked over to Bob, and put his arm around his shoulder: "You know, buddy, usually the next step is for the Infected to get up."
Sure enough, a few dozen seconds after the minions were being gnawed on, another corpse came to life. The primitive people, unaware of what had happened, began to worship this "resurrection" miracle.
But the Hydra zombie didn't care about believers at all; there was only one thought in his mind: meat, more meat!
And so, in that instant, he pounced on some primitive man and began to feast.
Startled by this scene, Bob immediately hugged Deadpool: "Aren't you going to do anything?!"
"Hmm? I'll wait until the zombies take revenge on these primitive humans who rose up on Planet of the Apes before I do anything else."
Unfortunately, someone didn't give Deadpool that chance; a spear pierced the head of a Hydra henchman zombie, sending him to meet his maker.
However, the person who was bitten still woke up and became a new zombie, only to have their head pierced by Qazal, thus completely dispelling the biohazard.
Deadpool was a little dumbfounded when he saw this.
But he wasn't the only one who was dumbfounded; another group of people were also dumbfounded.
Those were Peter and Katie, who had followed behind Qaza.
Peter was initially curious about what was going on with the gunshots and all the commotion, so he rushed over.
Peter discovered Deadpool, who had inexplicably appeared there, wreaking havoc. But Deadpool's appearance shocked Peter the most.
The most shocking thing was that thing on the altar! It was a zombie's head!
What's going on here? Is this the story of Deadpool and Deadhead? But in Deadhead's universe, shouldn't Earth 2149 have been blown to pieces by Doom? How is Deadhead still here? Even if we take a step back and assume the dimensional barriers in the current 616 main universe are so powerful, how did Deadhead manage to break in?
Peter's mind was filled with questions and the constant buzzing of the spider's senses. He had a premonition that if things weren't handled properly, it would really turn into a biohazard crisis like Earth 616.
Katie, who had been watching Peter closely, noticed his slightly agitated expression and quickly asked, "Has something bad happened over there?"
Peter then told Katie about the dead heads and the zombie universe, which surprised Katie greatly, and she realized how terrible this matter was.
"It seems I have to go myself, otherwise Deadpool won't understand the situation, and I also have some questions for him."
Thinking about this, Peter realized another key point: how did Deadpool get in?
If we could figure this out, we might be able to bring all the Avengers in and start a fight!
(End of this chapter)