All Scumbags Are the Same

This is a desolate world.

There was only endless darkness and huge rocks suspended in the air.

The place where the Asgardian ancestor Bohr sealed the dark elves.

"What kind of place is this..." Jessica fell to the ground, rubbing her butt as she got up.

"This...this doesn't seem to be Earth." Jane Foster stared in shock at the floating rocks around her.

"Obviously not..." Jessica rolled up her sleeves, revealing her silver-white arm armor, ready for battle at any moment.

As they were observing and exploring, the unidentified fluid that was sleeping in the giant stone pillar and emitting an eerie red light seemed to sense the presence of the living.

It suddenly boiled and burst outwards!

"Be careful!"

Jessica's superhero instincts propelled her to Jane's side, instantly creating a defensive barrier to protect the mortal scientist with her body.

"Buzz—!!!"

However, the red fluid ignored the shield's obstruction and seeped directly into her body.

"Ughhhhh!!"

Jessica screamed. She felt as if a thousand fire ants were crawling into her veins, or as if molten lava was being poured into her heart.

"Jessica!!" Jane was terrified and tried to pull Jessica away.

"Don't touch me!!" Jessica screamed in agony.

But it was too late.

The moment Jane's fingers touched Jessica's skin, the red fluid seemed to find a new outlet.

It spread from Jessica's body to Jane in an instant!

"No--!!"

Two screams overlapped.

The ether particles greedily enveloped the two women.

……

Five hours later.

In the warehouse of an abandoned factory.

Wu Yanzu sat on a cement block, holding a bag of potato chips, patiently waiting.

Darcy was already pacing anxiously nearby and called the police, but when the police arrived, they only put up a cordon outside.

Meanwhile, Ian, the intern, was outside explaining the situation to the police.

"Mr. Starr! Why aren't you worried at all?!" Darcy demanded, his voice trembling with tears. "They've been missing for five hours!!"

"There's no use in rushing." Wu Yanzu calmly ate a potato chip. "Trust me, they'll come back. Try this... Lec's new flavor—classic beer flavor."

The voice just fell.

Then there was a loud "thump!"

The air vibrates.

Two figures crashed heavily to the ground.

"Jane! Jessica!!" Darcy rushed over.

Wu Yanzu also stood up, patted the crumbs off his hands, and walked over.

Jane Foster was unconscious, her face as pale as paper.

And Jessica Jones...

She knelt on the ground, panting heavily, her eyes unfocused, as if she had just experienced a nightmare.

"Cough cough... What the hell is this place...?" Jessica cursed, her voice hoarse.

"Are you alright?" Wu Yanzu walked over, but instead of helping you up immediately, he activated the X-ray vision.

At that moment, a scene that filled him with ecstasy appeared in his field of vision.

Inside Jane Foster's body, the blood flowing in her veins was no longer red blood, but a fluid of dark red energy.

And inside Jessica Jones…

The same fluid is flowing wildly through her blood vessels and bones!

It was a success...

In the original storyline, Jane absorbed all the aether particles alone. But now, due to Jessica's intervention and her superhuman physique, the aether particles have actually... split away!

"Jessica!"

Wu Yanzu immediately put on an anxious expression and reached out to help Jessica.

"Watch out! Don't touch me!"

Jessica abruptly pulled her hand back.

Sizzle—!

A red energy wave rippled out from her body, causing Wu Yanzu's hand to go slightly numb.

"This thing...is inside my body..." Jessica looked at her hand in horror. "It's...moving."

Jane slowly woke up at this moment.

"I...I feel...so strange..." Jane weakly tried to stand up.

Just then, something strange happened.

When Jane tried to walk to the left, Jessica's body inexplicably slid to the left by a meter!

As Jessica tried to back away, Jane was also pulled backward by an invisible force!

"What the hell?!" Jessica exclaimed.

The two were as if they were bound together by invisible chains. Once the distance between them exceeded one meter, an invisible force would pull them back like chains!

"It seems... you've become conjoined twins." Wu Yanzu narrowed his eyes, pondering how to handle this situation.

"Damn it... what's going on?!" Jessica tried to break free, but the sudden, soul-tearing pain made her kneel down instantly.

"Boom—!!!"

Just then, the sky outside was suddenly torn apart.

A torrential downpour began in an instant, but the sound of the rain could not drown out the thunder that shook the heavens and the earth.

A blinding bolt of lightning struck precisely the open space of the abandoned factory.

The ground trembled, and the rain and mist dissipated.

A tall figure, draped in a red cloak and wielding Thor's hammer, strode out from the lightning.

Thor Odinson, descend.

"simple!"

Thor's blond hair was soaked through in the rain, but this did not diminish his divine power in the slightest.

He rushed anxiously into the warehouse and immediately saw Jane Foster lying on the ground.

"Jane! How are you?"

Thor rushed over, wanting to pick Jane up.

"Snapped!"

A crisp slap echoed through the empty warehouse.

Everyone was stunned.

Jane Foster, the frail female scientist, used all her strength to slap Thor hard across the face.

"What...what's the reason for this?" Thor covered his face, looking completely bewildered, like a golden retriever who had been given a big bridle by its master.

Wu Yanzu whistled from the side: "Wow, that sounds painful."

"Where did you go?!" Jane sat up angrily. "You promised you'd come back! And what happened? Two years! A whole two years!!"

"Um... the Rainbow Bridge is broken!" Thor explained, covering his face. "The Nine Realms are in war, and I have to go quell the rebellion..."

“That makes sense…” Jane pointed at him, “but I saw you on TV! In New York! You were eating barbecue with these people in tight-fitting clothes, and you didn’t come to see me?!”

She pointed to Wu Yanzu beside her.

Thor glanced at Wu Yanzu, his expression somewhat awkward.

"Well... the situation was complicated, simple. And... the barbecue was awful, I didn't eat much of it."

"Pfft..." An untimely laugh came from the side.

Thor turned his head sharply, his gaze locking onto the man in front of him.

"Homelander?" Thor frowned. "You're here too?"

"Long time no see, Hammer God." Wu Yanzu crossed his arms, looking on with amusement. "Is this how Asgard handles things? They get the woman and then disappear? Tsk tsk, it seems that whether they're Earthlings or alien gods, the essence of a scumbag is the same."