Full Counterattack! One-Handed Bloodbath Against Hulk

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Hearing the system's heavenly notification, Li Ang looked at the stretch Lincoln that sped away, his eyes as tender as if he were looking at a beloved friend or family member.

"Mr. Obadiah, although you may look a bit rough around the edges, the way you pay is really cool."

Li Ang hummed a little tune and swiped open the system shop with his other hand.

The sword of the ahoge-haired king that he had long coveted and the captain's divine skill were finally no longer gray icons.

"System, all in! Buy Excalibur and all Counterattack skill books!"

hum!

Two beams of golden light fell from the sky.

A holy sword with an ornate scabbard and its blade enveloped by the Wind King's barrier appeared in Li Ang's hand, its heavy weight bringing a sense of peace.

At the same time, a profound memory of battle flooded his mind—the absolute technique of how to return an opponent's attack twofold.

"Not bad, now I can be considered a dual practitioner of magic and martial arts."

Li Ang casually twirled his sword, then put the Holy Sword back into his system space. Only then did his gaze fall on the messy shop floor.

Obadiah spent a whopping 50 million US dollars to try and get the AllSpark, leaving behind a mountain of white and blue quality items.

"Garlic turtle, wake up and get to work!"

Li Ang kicked Bulbasaur, which was sunbathing.

"Dana!" Bulbasaur stretched out its two vines in dissatisfaction and began to gather up the gashapon shells and items on the ground like a robot vacuum cleaner.

Li Ang casually rummaged through the pile of things that Obadiah considered "garbage".

"Hmm? A bamboo dragonfly? This thing would be quite a contrast to Tony's tin can."

"An air cannon? It's probably powerful enough to kill a mosquito. I'll keep it to appease the kids later."

"Memory bread... If this were sold to students preparing for graduate school entrance exams, it could probably buy a house."

While complaining, Li Ang picked and chose like a scavenger.

Suddenly, he stopped moving.

Beneath a pile of discarded painkillers and rusty daggers lay a pink, palm-sized model door.

It looks cheap and plasticky, like the most unremarkable toy in a two-dollar store.

But Li Ang's pupils suddenly contracted.

With trembling hands, he picked up the small door and looked at the attribute panel on it.

[Item: Anywhere Door]

[Source: Doraemon]

[Description: What you desire knows no bounds. As long as you visualize your destination, open the door, and you'll find yourself at the ends of the earth.]

[Note: Unable to cross dimensional barriers and limited by the host's current universe.]

"Holy crap..."

Li Ang couldn't help but swear, then burst into wild laughter.

"Obadia, Obadiah, you abandoned the true artifact and picked up the AllSpark, which is prone to rebellion, and ran away?"

"That's just fate!"

This is a causal tool that involves the laws of space!

In critical moments, this is a lifesaver, or even a strategic weapon.

Li Ang fiddled with the pink wooden door that had returned to its normal size, and the urge to find someone to practice on surged up in his heart again.

Now that we have a door, why would we need a bicycle?

"System, search for Bruce Banner's location."

[Searching... Location successful: Bashir, Rio de Janeiro, favela.]

"Perfect timing. I've just learned full counter-attack and need a tough punching bag."

Li Ang smiled knowingly.

He placed the Anywhere Door in the center of the shop, grasped the doorknob, and the image of that lush green figure appeared in his mind.

"Garlic Turtle, watch the shop, I'm going on a business trip."

Click.

The door opened.

The air in the shop, which was originally filled with the scent of sandalwood, was instantly replaced by a damp, stuffy wind that carried the smell of decay.

……

South America, Bashia.

This is a corner forgotten by God, with its intricate slums resembling scars on the city.

Banner was hiding behind a leaky shack, panting heavily.

"Damn it! How did we find this place!"

Banner clutched his chest, trying to calm his breathing and suppress the raging beast within him.

In the distance came the barking of military dogs and the sound of American military boots stomping through the mud.

General Ross's pursuit team was a nightmare that gnawed at him like a leech.

"We have to leave... We can't transform here, there are too many people..."

Banner gritted his teeth, just about to turn around and disappear into the depths of the alley.

Suddenly, less than a meter in front of him, a pink wooden door appeared out of thin air, standing on the muddy road without warning.

Banner was stunned.

What kind of high-tech stuff is this? A new weapon from S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Before he could react, the doorknob turned, and an Asian youth in a casual suit walked out as if he were strolling through a backyard.

"The environment here is really bad, it smells like sewage all over."

Li Ang fanned his nose in disgust, then fixed his gaze on the terrified middle-aged man in front of him.

"Nice to meet you, Dr. Banner." Leon gave a standard professional fake smile. "You have an unusual bone structure and a greenish tinge to your face; you seem to have something on your mind?"

"Who are you! Sent by Ross?"

Banner's nerves were stretched to the limit.

Any stranger who appears at this critical juncture is a deadly threat to him.

Fear, tension, anger.

These three emotions are like oil being poured over a raging fire.

Drop drop drop!

The heart rate monitor on my wrist instantly spiked, emitting a sharp alarm.

"No...don't come any closer! You'll regret this!"

Banner clutched his head in agony, his eyes turning a strange green from the bloodshot pupils.

"roar!!!"

With a roar that shattered glass, Banner's thin body swelled up rapidly like an inflating balloon.

His clothes ripped open, revealing green muscles that bulged like rocks.

Just two seconds.

The down-on-his-luck PhD disappeared, and in his place stood a Hulk who was three meters tall.

Hulk makes his entrance.

"Hulk! Ugh! That little bug!"

Hulk stared at the tiny human in front of him and, without any hesitation, destroyed everything in his way.

boom!

The green fist, larger than a millstone, slammed into Li Ang's face with a sonic boom.

That punch would turn even a tank into a pancake.

"That's right, no need for procedures, let's start fighting."

Li Ang stood still, without even moving his heels.

Faced with a fist powerful enough to shatter a tank, he simply raised his right hand, still holding the unsheathed Excalibur.

But this time, he didn't use swordsmanship.

The golden outline of the sun flashed briefly in his pupils.

"Full counterattack."

Li Ang whispered.

The moment Hulk's fist touched the invisible magic in front of Li Ang, something strange happened.

That terrifying power did not emanate from Li Ang, but instead, it crashed into an absolutely smooth mirror, returning wildly along the original path with twice the force!

boom! ! !

A dull, teeth-grinding bang.

Hulk's body was as if he had been hit head-on by a train. He flew backward, drawing a green parabola in the air, and crashed into an abandoned factory a hundred meters away.

Smoke and dust billowed, and gravel flew everywhere.

"roar?"

Amidst the ruins, Hulk shook his head, looking completely bewildered.

It looked at its own fist, then at the unharmed little one in the distance.

Who hit me just now?

It looks like it's me?

Hulk's brain size is clearly insufficient to handle such a complex problem.

If you can't understand it, you'll get even angrier!

"Hulk!"

A more ferocious rage ignited the Hulk's blood, causing his body to swell once more, and he slammed his legs into the ground.

Boom!

The entire neighborhood seemed to have been struck by an earthquake. Hulk, like a green intercontinental missile, charged towards Li Ang once again with unparalleled kinetic energy.

"Want to come again? You're such a stubborn kid."

Li Ang sighed and casually inserted the Holy Sword back into the system space.

"Since you don't understand magic, let's talk about physics."

It was noon.

The power boosted by the Pride of the Sin template is rising, combined with the Silver Superman's base panel, which is enough to move a planet.

Li Ang unbuttoned the first button of his shirt.

If we're going to play, let's play a classic one.

Faced with the green monster that fell from the sky, Li Ang did not use any skills this time.

He simply and roughly reached out and grabbed Hulk's thick ankle.

The Hulk, who was sprinting at high speed, seemed to have been paused in mid-air.

"You're too noisy, big guy."

Li Ang said calmly.

next second.

A classic scene from "The God Who Was Weak" is recreated.

boom!boom!boom!boom!

Li Ang grabbed Hulk's leg and slammed him to the ground like a dead fish.

The cement floor cracked and the ground collapsed.

Hulk was so dizzy from the impact that he saw stars, and the vertigo that came from the depths of his soul made him forget his anger.

What kind of power is this?

This unscientific!

The angrier I get, the stronger I become; the more you hit me, the more confused I get!

One last time.

Li Ang, carrying the Hulk who was already questioning his existence with one hand, casually tossed him into the large, human-shaped crater created by the impact.

"You're too weak right now."

Li Ang looked down at him with an indifferent and arrogant gaze, like that of a god.

"To avoid being bullied, you must learn to control your anger, not be controlled by it."

In the big pit.

The green light in Hulk's eyes began to dissipate, and that pure violence was forcibly suppressed by a higher level of violence.

It let out a pitiful whimper, and its body began to shrink rapidly.

After a while.

Dr. Banner, now only wearing a pair of incredibly elastic tattered shorts, lay sprawled at the bottom of the pit, staring blankly at the sky.

Who am I? Where am I? What just happened?

Hulk used to wreak havoc whenever he appeared, so why does it feel like he got beaten up this time?

"woke up?"

A face with a professional smile appeared at the edge of the pit.

Li Ang crouched down and handed Banner a business card.

"Let me introduce myself, Li Ang, a businessman who can help you say goodbye to your life on the run and allow you to coexist peacefully with the guy inside you."

"If you don't want to be chased like a dog by Rose anymore, come with me."

Li Ang pointed to the pink Anywhere Door behind him.

"On the other side of the door is New York, and also freedom."

Banner trembled as he took the business card, looked at the incongruous door, and then at the approaching military helicopter in the distance.

He had no choice.

……

Five minutes later.

Several armed helicopters hovered over the slum, and fully armed special forces surrounded the scene.

General Ross jumped out of the jeep with a dark expression, staring at the still-smoking, human-shaped crater.

"Where are they?!" Ross roared.

"Reporting...reporting to the General!"

A communications soldier ran over, sweating profusely, holding a tablet computer in his hand, his voice trembling.

"The target...the target has disappeared."

"Disappeared? You mean to tell me that a three-meter-tall green monster vanished into thin air, even though we've locked onto it with our satellites?"

Ross grabbed the soldier by the collar. "Or has he learned the art of invisibility?!"

"They really...they really vanished into thin air! There were no vehicles, and the thermal imaging suddenly stopped. It's like...like they were abducted by aliens!"

Ross slammed his cigar to the ground, staring at the crater with disbelief in his eyes.

"Investigate! Investigate! Even if you have to turn the earth upside down, find out who took my lab rat!"