Darcy: Slow Ray! Natasha: Crazy Diamond, give me a dizzying dizziness!

After a deathly silence came an explosive burst of laughter.

"Hahaha!"

Tony Stark clutched his stomach and pounded the floor frantically, completely losing his composure.

"God! Jarvis! Quick! Record it from every angle!"

Steve is rigorously trained and rarely laughs unless he can't help it.

At this moment, Captain America was biting his lip tightly, his shoulders were shaking violently, and his face had turned a deep purplish-red.

Thor was kneeling on the ground in an "ORZ" pose, his entire body drained of color.

"Woof!"

The corgi, dressed in miniature armor, glanced disdainfully at the big, blond guy kneeling on the ground.

That look in his eyes was incredibly human.

Three parts indifference, three parts mockery, and four parts nonchalance.

It took two graceful steps on the table with its four short legs, and pulled out Thor's hammer from somewhere.

Boom!

Without any warning, a bolt of lightning, only as thick as a wrist, struck down!

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents retreated in fear.

This power... is in no way inferior to the lightning summoned by the original Thor!

"It seems this little guy has a bit of a temper."

Li Ang smiled as he cracked open some sunflower seeds.

"Thor, admit it, in terms of the purity of divine power... this dog seems to be a little purer than you?"

"Stronger than me?"

Thor felt an arrow in his chest, his knees buckled, and he collapsed to the ground.

The sunlight fell on Corgitor's face, and a sense of vicissitude and heaviness rose in everyone's hearts.

It seemed to feel the atmosphere wasn't quite right, so it stretched out its little paw and pressed another button.

Zizi!

A stirring and magnificent background music began to play.

Corgitor raised his head, his little red cape fluttering without wind, his eyes sharp, like a god-king reigning over the world!

"Hahaha! I can't take it anymore! I'm dying of laughter!"

Tony crawled out from under the table, laughing through his tears.

"Thor, you dog with your own background music, you've lost completely!"

"Shut up, Stark!" Thor cried out in despair.

"Okay, okay."

Li Ang clapped his hands, signaling everyone to calm down, although the smile on his lips was just as hard to suppress as AK's.

"Since Thor has already provided the best laugh of the day, then it's time for the next one."

His gaze fell on Darcy, who was standing to the side.

The busty beauty with long, straight black hair was looking at Jane with envy.

As Li Ang's nominal employee, she was always an ordinary person with little presence.

In this Avengers team where gods are fighting, she felt like a husky that had infiltrated a pack of wolves.

"Boss..."

Darcy rubbed his hands together. "Um... do I get employee benefits?"

Chief Fury's ears twitched.

Damn it, this is also one of Li Ang's employees!

"certainly."

With a generous wave of his hand, Li Ang pulled out a pink coin from behind the counter and tossed it to Darcy.

"As one of the store's long-time employees, this one is on me."

"Long live the boss!"

Darcy cheered, took the coin, and stuffed it directly into the high-end gashapon machine.

When the gashapon machine was activated, everyone saw something familiar again.

"Another Devil Fruit?" Banner pushed up his glasses. "It seems this kind of power system is quite common."

"This is a Paramecia-type Slow-Slow Fruit."

Li Ang gave a brief introduction.

"If you eat it, you will be able to emit a special kind of slowing photon. Any object that is exposed to the light will become extremely slow within thirty seconds."

"Slow down everything?" Darcy's eyes lit up.

Without saying a word, she picked up the fruit and took a bite.

Although the smell almost killed her on the spot, a strange power soon surged into her heart.

Darcy extended his finger and unleashed his power towards Thor, who was filled with grief and indignation.

call out!

A pink light wave struck Thor.

The next second, a miracle happened.

Thor, who was frantically pounding the ground to vent his emotions, suddenly began to move in an extremely bizarre and grotesque manner.

His fist moved downwards little by little, slower than a snail.

His features were contorted with grief and anger, but under the effect of the slow-motion lighting, this contortion was slowed down countless times, making him look like an emoji of someone struggling with constipation.

"No...isn't that right!"

The sound Thor made was drawn out extremely long.

Darcy looked at his fingers, his face flushed with excitement.

With this, even gods would become slow-motion clowns in her presence!

The slow effect will wear off after 30 seconds.

Bang!

Thor's fist finally slammed into the floor.

"I'm Thor! Not a comedic character!"

Thor roared, but given the slow-motion performance just now, the roar sounded particularly weak and powerless.

"Chief."

Natasha, who had been standing to the side with her arms crossed, suddenly spoke, her gesture of extending her hand clear.

Fury felt his liver trembling.

"Natasha..."

Fury covered his forehead, trying to make a last-ditch effort.

"You know you're my agent, yet you haven't even brought me a cup of tea..."

"But I am still a member of the Avengers, and I am going to bring Barton back."

Natasha's voice lowered.

When Patton was mentioned, Fury fell silent.

Hawkeye being mind-controlled by Loki is a disgrace to S.H.I.E.L.D. and a source of deep regret for Natasha.

"All right."

Fury sighed. "This is the last one!"

"Thanks, boss."

The heaviness on Natasha's face disappeared, and she turned around and deftly pulled out a gashapon capsule.

Gashapon machine activated.

A beam of pink light suddenly shot out and pierced Natasha's body.

Natasha froze, then her demeanor suddenly changed.

"A Stand user?"

Li Ang's eyes held surprise, yet also a power he had never unleashed before.

"Congratulations, Natasha, you've drawn a very versatile and violent Stand."

Its name is Crazy Diamond.

hum!

As Li Ang finished speaking, the air behind Natasha began to distort.

A human-shaped phantom slowly emerged.

Its entire body has a pink and silver-white armor-like texture, and it is covered with heart-shaped decorations.

Although the colors and decorations are very girlish, the explosive muscle lines and cold eyes exude a suffocating sense of oppression.

"This is...my power?"

Natasha tried waving.

The crazy diamond behind them moved.

Boom boom boom!

It punched the air so fast that only afterimages could be seen, and the sound of air explosions was continuous.

Everyone could only hear the sound, but they couldn't see Natasha's presence at all.

"It's not just about speed and strength." Li Ang held up a finger. "Its most powerful ability is repair and reconstruction."

"Repair and rebuild?" Natasha frowned.

Li Ang pointed to the titanium alloy wall that Jian Yi had just pierced through, and then to the floor that Corgi Thor had smashed.

"Let's give it a try, thinking of fixing them."

Natasha had a sudden thought.

The pink stand-in rushed out.

"Beep!!"

With a strange war cry, Crazy Diamond slammed his fist into the pile of rubble.

A miracle happened.

It's like time has reversed!

The molten steel cools and reforms, the broken wall fragments automatically fly back to their original positions, and the broken wires are reconnected.

In the blink of an eye, that area became as clean and new as if it had never been damaged!

The entire room was completely silent.

Even Captain America, who was usually the most composed, gaped open.

This is not just combat power, it's a strategic divine skill!

"It can put broken objects back together and heal injured people."

Li Ang added, "Of course, the only downside is that it can't heal yourself."

"That's enough."

Natasha looked at the powerful stunt double behind her, a ruthless glint in her eyes.

The strongest power, the fastest speed, plus the most abnormal healing ability.

They're practically machines born for battle!

"That Patton guy missed out on this group buy, he really missed out big time."

Natasha clenched her fists, and Crazy Diamond behind her also assumed a fighting stance, letting out a low roar.

"But it's okay."

Natasha gave a cold, murderous smile.

"As a friend, I will use these hands to give him a good beating to wake him up."

"And by the way... let's turn Loki's handsome face into an abstract Picasso painting!"