Chapter 618
The Pervert in the Red Bodysuit Who Broke the Fourth Wall
For the next few days, Li Ang basically just went out for a walk and watched them draw prizes.
After the system was upgraded to the Supreme prototype, the backend interface became exceptionally clean.
In the corner of the hall.
Loki, still studying the magical girl dress, is hiding in the shadows, trying to use illusion magic to cover the pink lace on his body.
However, this equipment has a forced visibility law, and any optical camouflage or divine disguise will automatically become ineffective when applied to it.
"I have to say, the designer of this uniform has a lot of ideas about color matching, and even took into account the idea of 'masculine pink'."
Tony walked by with a cup of hot coffee, a broad smile on his face.
"Stark, if you look at me one more time, I'll pluck all your beard off with my chaos magic."
Loki gripped his scepter tightly, glaring at him through gritted teeth.
"You're so high and mighty, so great. If you're so capable, then don't use it."
Tony replied casually.
Just as this group was undermining each other, a violent ripple suddenly appeared in the void in front of Li Ang.
Stab it!
With a muffled thud, a black crack appeared in the air, sparks flying from its edges.
Immediately afterwards, a pair of hands covered in dirty red and black leather gloves were pried out of the crack.
These hands gripped the spatial rift, forcefully pulling the originally finger-width spatial crack to both sides.
A round head wearing a red hood squeezed out of the crack.
"Hi, dear readers, the camera should be this way, right? Could the photographer please brighten the lighting?"
The man in the red hood turned his head and waved at the air while forcefully pulling his large buttocks, which were stuck in the gap in space, out.
Li Ang stopped drinking from the straw and narrowed his eyes slightly.
"Hey buddy, I heard you sell everything here? Give me some good stuff!"
The man in the red hood finally pulled himself out of the spatial rift and fell to the floor with a thud.
He quickly got up from the ground and dusted off his backside.
He carried two samurai swords on his back and had a ring of clanging grenades hanging from his waist.
"Jarvis, scan his body structure. How did this guy tear through spatial dimensions with his bare hands?"
Tony's half-body has already transformed into Kamen Rider Stark.
"Sir, an extremely high level of self-healing factor has been detected in the other party's body, but his behavior pattern completely violates any physical laws."
"Wow, look who this is!"
The man in the red hood completely ignored Tony's palm cannon and swaggered toward Li Ang's counter.
"The legendary mastermind behind everything, the gashapon merchant who manipulates the Avengers and the alien army at will."
The man in red brought his face close to Li Ang's, and the white eye sockets on the mask covered by cloth could change size with his expression.
"Hurry up, Mr. Li, bring out the most powerful 'cool gadget' in your shop. I'll give you five yuan plus two leftover wraps."
Li Ang put down the soda can in his hand and slowly raised his right hand.
The next moment, Li Ang slapped the man in the red hood across the face.
A muffled thud.
The man in the red hood spun 720 degrees in the air and became embedded in the hard rock wall of the hall, impossible to remove.
The atmosphere in the hall immediately quieted down.
"Shouting is prohibited in the store, especially by perverts who run around in red bodysuits."
Li Ang pulled out a tissue and wiped his palms.
The man with the red hood embedded in the wall twitched twice, his head tilted to one side, and his neck bones made a crisp sound as they snapped back into place.
"Wow, this impact is amazing! The director finally gave me some painful, masochistic scenes."
The man in the red hood pulled himself out of the crack in the wall, rubbed his twisted chin, and his attitude became noticeably more disciplined.
"Let me introduce myself. I am Wade Wilson, you can also call me Deadpool, or the handsome and dashing King of Mercenaries."
Wade walked to the counter, braced his hands on the countertop, and drooped his white eye sockets.
"Alright, Mr. Li, the jokes are over. Now let's get to the serious, tragic main storyline."
"My universe is about to end, literally end, worse than my Rotten Tomatoes score dropping to 10%."
"Enough nonsense, what's wrong with your world?" Li Ang leaned back in his chair and took another sip of his soda.
"The mutants are going to be wiped out." Wade took the two swords off his back and placed them on the counter, his voice unusually low.
"That blue-skinned old zombie that has lived for thousands of years suddenly crawled out from underground and turned Cairo into a pyramid theme park."
"What's worse is that the Sentinel robots created by those brain-dead scientists at Trask Industries have completely gone out of control."
"The Sentinel has fused with Mystique's genes, which not only allows it to replicate the abilities of all mutants, but it has also devoured and evolved the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse."
"Professor Charles's wheelchair was crushed, Magneto was torn to pieces by a dozen Sentinels, and Wolverine's adamantium skeleton was melted into molten iron."
Wade pointed to the penetrating wound on his chest that hadn't fully healed yet.
"If it weren't for that woman, Blink, breaking down the fourth wall for me, you'd be looking at a pile of mincemeat right now."
"Of course, the process of traveling through time was very difficult, which also led to me having a lot of legends about gashapon merchants in my mind."
Upon hearing this, the expressions of everyone in the hall changed.
"Sentinel robots?"
Steve walked over from the back row and stared at Wade with a serious expression.
"Oh? Captain Popsicle, that thing is harder than your shield and smarter than Tony's tin can."
Wade spread his hands, his tone full of helplessness.
"They even learned to predict future timelines and wiped out future mutant embryos."
As Li Ang listened to Wade's account, his fingertips tapped lightly on the table.
The system panel quietly unfolded before my eyes, capturing the unique dimensional fluctuations that remained on Wade's body.
[Parallel universe detected: Coordinates of the X-Men apocalypse world.]
This world is in a state of extreme law collapse, with Apocalyptic divine genes and Sentinel adaptive mechanical technology spreading chaotically.
[Recycling Value Assessment: Extremely High]
A slight smile curved the corners of Li Ang's lips.
The resources of the Naruto world have just been exhausted, and now a new feast has been delivered to our doorstep.
"It seems your world does indeed need a little saving."
Li Ang looked at the Deadpool in front of him and spoke with a smile.
"But before we talk about rescue, we need to talk about compensation."
Upon hearing the word "reward," Wade instinctively reached into his pocket.
"Boss Li, that's really hurting me. I'm already in such a sorry state, and you still want to talk to me about money?"