A Man in Hell, Lost Contact While Wandering

Chapter 100 A Man in Hell, Lost Contact While Wandering

Starting a business is imminent.

The four hit it off immediately and decided to use the chicken to make eggs.

Tools and ingredients couldn't be borrowed from the school, so we borrowed everything from the school.

Wade and his two teammates took care of the equipment and ingredients, while Allen conducted market research.

In the morning, students enjoy breakfast and sit in their empty seats to prepare for the day's classes.

Allen looked at Colossus walking past him, squinting as he pondered a question.

"Selling him as scrap metal might get you a lot of money."

Colossus Piotr felt a chill run down his spine. He turned around and saw a guy in a hospital gown leering at him.

Touching his chin, squinting his eyes, with a sly smile, I really wanted to give him a brutal beating with my pure steel fist.

Three girls sat together on the bleachers of the playground, and no one within twenty meters dared to approach them.

The school bully, Ellie the Teen Bullet, the second school bully, Iriana, and the school bully's girlfriend, Yukio, form a small group that is known for its top fighting power among the students.

Cyclops, Phoenix, Fireman, Iceman, and others are all first-year high school students and don't interact much with each other.

Of course, the school bully group did not have the habit of vandalism or bullying boys and girls; they simply used extreme violence to resolve other people's bullying situations.

The story goes that the school bully bullies another school bully, then eliminates the first school bully and becomes the sole school bully.

"Iliana, I heard that a madman is bullying you."

As everyone knows, Colossus is Magik's older brother and also serves as the school's security captain. He will not tolerate anyone bullying his sister.

Although Magik doesn't need Colossus's protection, his abilities are already very powerful.

"That's right, that madman is me."

Allen popped his head out from the side and greeted him, "Hello, Anal Master, have you ever watched The Alchemist of the Anus?"

"..."

Piot looked puzzled.

What alchemist?

I am a genuine mutant, the pure kind.

"I'm warning you, stay away from my sister," Piotr said sternly.

"Then I'll move closer to you," Allen said, suddenly realizing.

Piot said impatiently, "Stay away from me too."

Suddenly, Allen turned away with a dejected expression, looking like a lonely person who was all alone and had nothing.

Piot's eyes flashed with a hint of reluctance, feeling that he had gone too far.

The person is mentally ill and didn't show any malice. They might just want to talk to someone. I feel like I'm being too harsh by scolding them like that.

There is no need to constrain a mentally ill person with the standards of a normal person.

After walking a few meters, Allen suddenly turned around and jumped back a few meters.

"I went far away, then jumped back."

"I jumped far again, and then I jumped back."

Allen jumped up and down several times, then said smugly, "Hit me if you want, or it means you agree to my marriage with my little secretary."

How despicable!

That's so despicable!

Colossus apologized to himself for his earlier sympathy; a mentally ill person simply cannot be treated in a normal way.

Clench your fists and make a decisive move; only by teaching the other party a lesson can you shut them up.

"You're serious."

Allen turned and ran, his steps light and cheerful, his fingers delicately gesturing, occasionally turning back to taunt, "Ah Gang, come and chase me, hehehe..."

Her effeminate manner, coupled with her smug expression.

On the playground, the students stared in disbelief, gasping for breath, thinking of finding a knife to stab him a couple of times to avenge the insult to their eyes.

"Don't run, let me kill you."

Piot chased after them with gritted teeth, feeling an embarrassing sensation as if thousands of ants were crawling all over his body.

"You chase me, catch me, and I'll let you have your way with me..."

"Hey, you son of a bitch."

One fled, the other chased, and their figures gradually disappeared into the distance.

Yukio joked, "Colossus and he get along quite well; they start a love-hate relationship as soon as they meet."

However, both Iriana and Ellie are aloof and don't like to joke around much, while Yukio is very lively and cheerful.

"Actually, I also want to help," Iriana said earnestly.

Indeed, Allen's eccentric personality is even more obnoxious than Deadpool's, leaving the reserved Magik and Teen Bullet somewhat bewildered.

"I think it's quite interesting."

Yukio got along well with Wade, so she naturally didn't reject Allen and even found him quite enjoyable.

That's enough for you.

As a lesbian, Ellie has a strong desire to control her partner and doesn't like excessive contact with other men, mainly because Yukio is bisexual.

"I allow you to pursue me."

Allen suddenly appeared behind them, startling the three of them so much that they almost unleashed their powers.

"When did you get back?" Yukio asked curiously.

They clearly saw Allen being chased into the woods, so how did he suddenly appear here out of thin air when they turned around?

"I don't like men."

Allen replied matter-of-factly, "That's why he can't catch me."

"..."

"My little secret, I'm preparing to start a business. When that happens, I'll buy you lots and lots of stockings and fishnets," Allen said affectionately to Iriana. "Don't worry about not having enough to wear; you can wear them on your head."

"Please keep your distance. I don't like you," Iliana replied cautiously.

"I know you're running away, afraid of becoming too obsessed with me."

Allen tossed his hair and said with unbridled narcissism, "This damned and deserving charm is something I can't resist."

Iliana grabbed Allen's clothes and said angrily, "Don't bother me."

"If you don't like it, why bother getting closer? You've already revealed your true feelings."

Allen's words undoubtedly further enraged her.

In an instant, space shattered like a mirror, transforming into a completely different scene.

At this moment, Iriana reveals her abilities.

He summoned the Soul Blade with his right hand, and his eyes shone with azure light.

At the same time, a small fire dragon descended from the sky and landed on his shoulder. Seemingly sensing its master's anger, it breathed fire at Allen in a show of defiance.

"This is hell. I can kill you here and no one will know," Iliana threatened.

The sky was covered with fiery clouds, and the ground was scorched brown.

In the distance, the vegetation was tinged with flames.

It is exactly like the description of hell in mythology.

Allen covered his face with his hands, and said shyly, "Um... I wasn't prepared at all, and you just went ahead like that. That's so unfair."

"..."

You're crazy.

I'm going to kill you, not have sex with you.

Shy Gil.

"Stay here and experience what hell feels like."

With that, Iliana released her grip, teleporting herself back to reality and leaving Allen alone in hell.

Looking around, I found that the environment was all pretty much the same, as if the concepts of time and direction did not exist.

"This is hell, but it's not that scary."

Allen couldn't help but ask himself, "Am I dead, alive, or a combination of both?"

"The question is too profound. I'll ask a local."

Looking around, Allen couldn't tell which way was which, and since there was no sun in the sky, he could only raise his hands and let Little Left and Little Right decide.

"Ignore that jerk. He's got his eye on a hot blonde now and hasn't let us show up in ages."

Allen first mimicked Xiao Zuo's tone, then refuted himself: "Xiao Zuo, you are slandering me. I feel that my condition has improved a lot, and I rarely have schizophrenic delusions anymore."

"Go ask my little secret, I no longer believe in love."

Allen immediately retorted, "Right, I will always love you. You are the only one in my heart."

To show his sincerity, Allen showered his right hand with kisses.

In the distance, a skeletal undead had just crawled up from the ground, its eyes, still glowing with soul fire, looking at Allen, already disheveled in the wind.

This seemingly human creature kept talking to itself and groping its own hands; it didn't seem quite normal.

Ah-da!

Before the skeletal undead could react, Allen launched a surprise attack.

The skeleton scattered across the ground, and the skull cried out in terror, "Big brother, big brother, don't kill me... I... I..."

"I...I...I...I'll give you all the guns, please...please don't kill me, big brother..."

"..."

The skull stared silently, and the guy immediately started singing.

"Claim me as your boss, and I'll teach you how to style your hair in a middle part."

Allen picked up the skull and tucked it under his arm, looking at the bare skull, and said awkwardly, "Never mind, I'll buy you a wig."

"Okay, boss."

Forced by circumstances, the skeletal spirits had no choice but to back down.

"I'll lead you to conquer the world, boss." Allen said domineeringly, hands on his hips, "I'm going to conquer a vast empire to give as a dowry to my little darling."

"..."

Who is the little secret?

Boss, stop messing around. Hell is chaotic; you can't handle it.

The skull wanted to cry, but unfortunately it had no tear ducts. Its bones were all broken, so it couldn't run away even if it wanted to.

Allen tucked the skeletal spirit under his arm, muttering incessantly about his poignant love story with the Magik.

The figure had already walked into the distance.

……

The cryptid travels through dimensional space again to return to school.

Seeing him return alone, Ellie couldn't help but ask, "Did you leave someone in hell again?"

Iliana has done similar things more than once, sending bullies to hell to make them reflect on their mistakes.

"Throwing him on the edge of hell won't cause any problems," Iriana said calmly.

She is very careful in her actions, so she would never send someone to a dangerous place and would bring them back an hour or two later.

It proved to be a tried and true method, and students who had tried it were no longer willing to cause trouble.

That's why he was the eldest sister at school.

Ellie has taken on older mutants single-handedly, thus she is the leader.

Furthermore, Iriana and Ellie have a good relationship and never argue about who is the boss.

"I have a question."

Xuexu asked seriously, "Do you think a mentally ill person would wait in the same place, as a normal person would?"

"..."

Once reminded, Iliana suddenly realized, "I forgot, he's mentally ill."

In the past, classmates who were sent to hell would stay put.

But it's hard to say that someone with a mental problem would be afraid of hell.

"Hey, Black Queen, have you seen a mental patient? His name is Allen."

Wearing a pink, afro wig, Wade angrily said, "This guy proposed starting a business together, and then his own people disappeared."

"I didn't see it."

The three women responded in unison, shaking their heads in unison.

They dared not reveal the truth, for if the matter reached Professor X's ears, they would inevitably face criticism.

If a person dies in hell, the consequences can be serious or minor.

"Shit, you're such a worry. I'll go look somewhere else."

Wade turned and walked away, pondering where to begin his search.

The three women secretly breathed a sigh of relief, having managed to get away with it.

Something's not right.

Wade whirled around, the white goggles on his mask contracting as if scrutinizing them, and questioned, "You must be hiding something; you're not usually like this."

What are you usually like?

The three women were filled with doubt; was something amiss?

At that moment, Yukio was the first to react.

"Hey, Wade," Yukio asked, "didn't I say hello to you?"

"That's right, I feel it's on point." Wade strode away, satisfied.

Finally, they could breathe a sigh of relief.

Ellie suggested, "Let's find them now; they probably haven't gone far."

"I…"

Iliana lowered her head in self-reproach and said, "I'm not strong enough to teleport across dimensions anymore. I need to wait half an hour to recover my magic."

Her magic-related abilities involve basic magic consumption; if she were on a planet, she could teleport dozens of times in a row without any problem.

Whether it's across dimensional space or the distance between planets in the solar system, it basically accounts for more than 70% of the magic.

(End of this chapter)