Overthrow the False Emperor and Seize the Golden Toilet

Chapter 444 Overthrow the False Emperor and Seize the Golden Toilet

How come there's an ordinary person here?

Cruel colonized planets, where wars frequently break out.

This led to the construction of numerous shelters to accommodate people seeking refuge.

Of course, no normal person would be foolish enough to go to the battlefield, unless they are the Imperial Guard.

"Oh... sister, you're hurt."

Allen looked at Captain Alice and said, "I'll help you stop the bleeding."

Pfft…

hiss!

To everyone's astonishment, Allen actually stuck his finger into their leader's wound.

"Don't worry about the details, just ask if the bleeding has stopped," Allen said smugly.

Suddenly, the power sword was already at his neck. The battle nun said with a firm look in her eyes, "This person may have been corrupted by chaos, turning into a crazy person."

Pfft…

hiss!

Allen pulled out his finger in annoyance and said righteously, "The Chaos Four Little Vendors want to corrupt me, but have they considered the possibility that I might corrupt them?"

However, the one who was most hurt was Captain Alice.

Despite his normally excellent physical condition, which allowed his wounds to scab over quickly, blood sprayed out as if it were free with every thrust and pull of Allen's penis.

"Give him a genetic test, and if any problems are found, purify him on the spot," Alice said coldly.

While Allen was completely bewildered, an elliptical detector was slipped into his palm.

"No chaotic energy detected."

"No genetic modification was detected."

No genetic contamination was detected.

Conclusion: Pure-blooded human.

When the results came out, the nuns were immediately shocked.

The term "pure-blooded human" hasn't been used for a long time.

Moreover, the entire empire is currently searching for traces of pure-blooded humans.

"The operation plan has changed and has been temporarily modified to protect the target and escort him safely to Terra."

Alice made a quick decision, and in an instant, many battle nuns surrounded Allen, forming a defensive wall with their bodies, and retreated to a safe area.

"Sisters, I can protect myself. Could you please stay a little further away? After all, I'm a proper boy," Allen said shyly.

The nuns remained unmoved and maintained their defensive formation.

Alice retorted righteously, "Your life does not belong to yourself, but to the Emperor. I can tell you clearly that the value of your life far surpasses that of the planet beneath your feet."

"..."

This time, Allen was even more confused.

I'm truly flattered that someone with a mental illness would receive so much attention.

"Something's not right. This is the Warhammer world. Have I been navigating things too simply?"

Allen's fluctuating IQ suddenly overloaded, and he asked with a stern face, "Were you spying on my body?"

"No comment."

Alice dropped the power sword in her hand, picked up Allen with one hand, as if she was worried that he would escape.

"Let me go, you shameless wicked woman! I knew you had ulterior motives and wanted to take my pure and innocent body!" Allen shouted, but he did not resist or break free.

The combat nun retreated to a sheltered area and immediately requested support from the fleet in space.

The incident was reported truthfully and then transmitted back to Terra via the subspace network.

Once the news was relayed back, it was immediately delivered to Regent Guilliman through expedited channels.

Immediately afterwards, an order was issued to the warbands near the target world to immediately escort the pureblood humans back.

On the battlefield.

The space necromancers' offensive grew increasingly fierce.

The more the fighting nun held firm in her resistance, the more suspicious she became.

"Spare ribs, nothing special."

Allen peeked out and saw the space necromancer sniper who was firing one shot and moving to another.

The emerald rays, once they hit their target, instantly claim their life.

He tried to step in and help several times, but unfortunately, the Battle Sister resolutely refused to let Allen participate.

Boom boom boom...

Suddenly, several Space Marines in full power armor, armed with large guns and loaded with grenade-sized explosives, launched a barrage of fire at the location of the Necromancer.

"The support spaceship is coming soon, don't wander off."

The green-painted power armor of the Space Marines symbolizes the Astartes of the Origin Chapter.

Meanwhile, a squad of Space Marines was escorting an object resembling a gas cylinder, which was placed deep underground.

"Sister, what's the poop jar doing?"

"..."

Alice was speechless when she heard Allen's way of referring to the Space Marines.

Space Marines, fully encased in power armor, do wear it for extended periods, but they have internal storage devices.

Of course, it cannot be ruled out that diarrhea may have occurred.

But trained Astartes don't care about external filth.

Moreover, Space Marines are a revered presence of the Empire, each one a top-tier individual selected from among thousands, and powerful figures admired by all of humanity.

Shortly afterward, a rescue spaceship arrived.

Alice carried Allen onto the ship, while the other battle nuns provided defense and did not choose to go with them.

"Aren't you going to abandon your sisters?" Allen asked.

"To sacrifice oneself for the Emperor is the honor of a battle nun."

Allen sensed something different in those words.

They quickly took off and headed straight for the mothership in space, with the Space Marines following closely behind returning in other ships.

The rugged mothership is wild and its interior layout resembles the clunky, dark, and industrial punk style.

Through the observation deck glass, Allen saw that the previously gray planetary surface was suddenly covered by a red spot of light at a visible speed.

"You destroyed the entire planet?"

At that moment, Allen realized what the Space Marines had buried.

It was absolutely a nuclear bomb capable of destroying a planet, killing all life on an entire planet without any regard for its own safety.

Although the colony is engulfed in war, there are hundreds of millions of people hiding in the shelters.

"Make sure your message is not leaked; you must eliminate any possibility of it existing," the Space Marine replied truthfully.

"I was too naive; I forgot this is the Warhammer world."

Alan, unlike his usual carefree self, appeared lonely and dejected.

He knew in his heart that it was because of him that millions of people had lost their lives.

He cannot shirk his responsibility for the mistake.

"False Emperor, Evil God, damn it..."

Allen suddenly looked up and said fiercely, "I'm going to drag the fake emperor off the golden toilet and force-feed him an enema to cure his thousand-year-old constipation."

"shut up!"

Such treasonous words, if they fell into the ears of a Space Marine, would warrant immediate trial and execution.

The lead Space Marine picked up Allen and warned, "You have pure-blood genes that can heal the Emperor's injuries; otherwise, you're useless."

However, Allen is not someone who can be easily manipulated.

Reach out and grasp the Space Marine's thumb.

Click!

With a little force, it snapped in two.

"It's all bullshit."

As soon as he finished speaking, Allen slammed the Space Marine against the metal wall with one hand, smashing it into a human-shaped outline.

"..."

Suddenly, everyone was shocked.

An ordinary person has such great power.

Humans before 30K weren't that extreme.

"Arrest him, take him into custody."

The Space Marine, his body pulled out of the wall, gave an angry order.

The remaining Space Marines, bound by the Regent's orders to return the ship intact, could only draw their power swords and attempt to attack with the blades.

A flick of the finger.

Two soul talismans exploded in mid-air.

Four-headed reinforced dragon skeleton.

A mythical Qilin beast.

"What kind of creature, a space undead?"

puff…

The dragonbone skeleton pierced the Space Marine's chest with a single strike, and the poisonous fire instantly seeped into his body.

Even if the body is modified to have the ability to resist toxins, it is completely useless when faced with the Taoist's deadly poison.

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This…

To kill a Space Marine with a single strike is simply unbelievable.

Space Marines' power armor has a psionic field and a special ceramic alloy, making it unharmed even if hit by a large-caliber howitzer shell.

But the unassuming skeleton soldier was killed with a single blow.

"Kill the target; he's a spy for the Space Necromancers."

They had already summoned skeletons to fight, which the Space Marines saw as a plot by the Necromancers.

Looking across the entire Warhammer world, only the Skeleton Kings command skeleton units in battle.

The mothership was sailing through the subspace network, and a fierce battle was raging inside the ship.

The Space Marines on standby were mobilized to coordinate the attack, but the four skeleton soldiers and the mythical beast Qilin were even more ferocious.

However, they remained determined to capture Allen alive.

After all, the emperor, who sits on the golden throne, needs pure-blooded genes to heal himself.

With a loud bang.

A beam of dark light pierced through the mothership's central control room.

The chaotic demons lurking in the warp have clearly been waiting for their chance.

Chaos demons and corrupted Chaos Space Marines surged from all sides, surrounding the mothership like a tidal wave.

"Defend, appeal to the Empire for help."

Some Space Marines were sent to hold off Allen, while the rest immediately engaged the Chaos Demons.

The Warp Web is the home turf of the four Chaos Gods, and frequent skirmishes occur between them and the Empire.

Of course, there are more than four evil gods, but the four peddlers are the most powerful.

Allen stepped into the chaotic void along the location of the damaged mothership, and immediately felt waves of corrosive power assaulting his body.

"This is the power of chaos—distortion, corruption, distortion, madness..."

Allen replied listlessly, "Tsk tsk tsk... It's no big deal."

"Come back quickly, chaos will consume you."

The Space Marines frantically shouted warnings that pure-blooded humans could not withstand the power of chaos.

Once contaminated, Allen will no longer be a pureblood.

Unfortunately, Allen didn't care; the power of chaos couldn't corrupt him at all.

What shocked the Space Marines even more was that Alan could walk in the subspace network without oxygen equipment and did not even see any signs of distortion.

"Is this the power of purebloods?"

"But the records are different."

"Pure blood simply means that the genes remain pure."

"..."

Allen's series of strange behaviors truly shattered the Space Marines' worldview.

This guy's combat power is no less than that of a chapter leader, well... a leader in gear, but the problem is he's just wearing a hospital gown.

Could it be that the hospital gowns hold a hidden secret?

Ah-da!

Locking onto his target, Allen delivered a righteous flying kick, sending a Chaos Space Marine flying.

It didn't end there. Allen caught up and dragged the Chaos Space Marine back by the thigh, and no matter how much he resisted, he couldn't break free.

"Ding! Dr. Allen is online..."

"Nurse Xiao Zuo, you suggested that the patient have excess tissue removed for cosmetic surgery."

"Nurse Xiaoyou, do you mean to kill the patient to reduce his suffering?"

"No, no, no... Dr. Allen is a gynecological expert who saves lives and cannot abandon patients. I have my own bottom line when it comes to wearing underwear."

Watching Allen act like a clown, asking and answering himself with his hands, the Space Marine's face, hidden inside his helmet, wrinkled like a chrysanthemum.

The captured Chaos Space Marine roared in anger until he was beaten into submission by two big guys, or rather, he was completely stunned.

"Oppai Shame Ray!"

He struck a shameful pose and shot out a beam of light.

The light of cleansing dispels negative effects.

Aww…

Instantly, the Chaos Space Marines howled in agony.

His entire body was charred black as if it were engulfed in flames.

"The priest's skills are too targeted, let's try the Taoist skills instead."

Divine Light Technique.

Golden rays of light emerged from the Chaos Space Marines.

The strange tissues on the body's surface are visibly drying out and decomposing.

"It works!"

"Increase the efforts."

Divine Light Spell can be cast as easily as if it were free.

The Space Marine watching was once again overwhelmed.

Reversing the chaos and decay—a technology even the Empire lacks.

Forehead…

During the purification process, dark blood oozed from the Chaos Space Marine's helmet.

"Has the chaos-induced damage become too severe? Is the damage to the internal organs irreversible?"

Allen raised his hand, casting a healing spell, and said smugly, "Healing and purifying at the same time, double the pleasure, awesome!"

Less than a minute later.

Chaos demons and space marines, as if witnessing a miracle.

The corrupted Space Marines were rescued, and it seems they had been corrupted for hundreds of years. If the Imperial army had found them, they would have been humanely destroyed without hesitation.

Snapped!

The Space Marine knelt on one knee and said, "From this day forward, you are my master. Please, master, rescue my brothers from chaos."

That's right, he rebelled with Horus and has no loyalty to the false emperor.

"Don't ask too much, you stinking latrine."

Allen said smugly, "Our motto is: Overthrow the false emperor and steal the golden toilet."

"Down with the false emperor, seize..."

The surrendered Space Marines wanted to join in the chanting, but abruptly stopped the car halfway through.

"Kill this human being at all costs!"

The demon prince roared as he gave the order.

An entity capable of reversing corruption poses a threat no less than that of a Space Marine chapter.

"Capture this man alive, for the Emperor's sake."

The Space Marines raised their arms and charged toward Allen in a frenzy.

Ok…

Boss, you've broken a cardinal rule!

Is it too late for me to abandon darkness and embrace the light?

The Space Marines who surrendered were immediately paralyzed with fear.

Having just escaped the chaos, I was then engulfed by an endless tide of enemies from both sides, and I almost burst into tears.

"A human wave tactic?!"

Allen squinted, lost in thought, and said, "That year, the Chinese nation's weapons were inadequate. Relying on the efforts of the rabbits, we established our status as one of the five great benefactors of the Blue Star."

"Master, stop lamenting. There are too many enemies. Let's retreat quickly," the dung pot urged.

"Oh... Beibei."

Allen cupped his head in his hands and said with a smile, "You can't hide from love. Be brave and face it. Remember what's best about you."

"..."

You're crazy.

I'm not going to wait for you to die.

The Space Marine was about to get up and run for his life when he heard a thud and was instantly dumbfounded.

Allen snapped his fingers, and dimensional gates suddenly appeared in the void, exuding an aura of death.

"I'm not pretending anymore, I'm coming clean, I'm Aidofish."

(End of this chapter)