Chapter 1291
A slight sentence leads to a storm
“…Why is it cold?
It's for the purpose of continuing the family line.
The child is not fully developed yet. If they soak in the hot water for too long, it will easily disperse their energy and make it difficult to have children in the future. "He Yuzhu explained to the gentlemen at the scene.
What He Yuzhu said is really not nonsense, it is actually based on theory.
Now He Yuzhu is wondering whether Xu Damao loved taking baths all the time in his previous life, which is why he didn’t have children.
He Yuzhu said this lightly, but the entire bathhouse exploded.
Butcher Song was so frightened that his face turned pale and he said: "My father and mother died early, and no one told me this!"
He Yuzhu smiled and said: "This is what a doctor friend of mine told me. It's normal for ordinary people like us not to know about it."
The two were chatting there, but the gentlemen in the small pond all walked out of the pond. Some of them had already stood on the shore and reached out to take out the eggs to test the temperature.
He Yuzhu pretended not to see it and continued to say to the head of Song Butcher's family: "Don't go into those pools with high temperatures in the future.
It’s okay to soak once or twice, but if you soak from childhood to adulthood, it will be easy to have no children. "
Words like this can only be said in this naked environment.
If you say it outside, you can easily be described as a hooligan.
People these days are still quite shy about such things.
Even He Yuzhu added at the end: "My dear men, I just heard it from others and told it to my nephew for fun. Please don't take it seriously."
What He Yuzhu meant by saying this is that he is afraid of trouble.
But if someone comes to him, He Yuzhu will have something to say, because there is someone ready to take the blame.
Doctor Xiao, when the time comes, He Yuzhu can just say that it was Old Xiao who said this. Anyway, Old Xiao is going to the rural south after the New Year.
The key point He Yuzhu remembers is that this statement seemed to have been first proposed by traditional Chinese medicine.
This is just like how many big guys are used to going to the bathhouse to talk about things, because when they are naked in front of each other, people's body language can hide no secrets in the eyes of masters.
"It's cooked, it's cooked, it's not cold anymore...." A man actually started checking it on the spot.
He Yuzhu looked back and saw, damn, that man has a face full of white beard, he must be sixty years old, why is he still worried about this?
"I really don't know about this. My parents died early, and I never had a bath since I was a child.
When I was a kid, I followed my master to butcher pigs for others, and that’s when I learned about hot water bathing.” Butcher Song still said with guilt.
He Yuzhu waved his hands and was about to explain, but the taciturn child said, "Dad, Uncle He didn't say that there will be no child if you put in hot water. Don't scare yourself."
He Yuzhu smiled and said, "That's right, children are calmer than you. Didn't I just say that children will be affected if they soak in hot water frequently?
I remember a friend of mine who loved to go to the bathhouse to take a bath since he was a child, and then...”
When He Yuzhu said these words, he inevitably fell into memories.
In his previous life, Xu Damao liked taking baths. His father was a projectionist, and he was also a projectionist. No matter where they went, people would give them and his son face.
The bathhouse is the place where people are most likely to flatter.
The key point is that in places like this, several gentlemen get together and talk about everything, including some philandering affairs, and they can tell a story.
He Yuzhu thought that maybe this was the reason why Xu Damao didn't have children in his previous life. As for how he got one in this life, it was hard to explain. It could be the butterfly effect brought about by He Yuzhu's rebirth, or it could be because he married a good wife.
Those old men who were not ashamed to soak in the small pool were still looking down to check. After standing on the pool and enjoying the cold wind for a while, one of them, a man in his forties, said, "Hey, it's really cold.
I never noticed it before. Master He, you are really well-informed. "
For example, those who can go to the bathhouse to take a bath on the street are either like He Yuzhu and Song the Butcher, who are not suitable to take a bath at work for various reasons.
Or they are doing odd jobs in the company.
Either they are retired or they are housewives with children.
He Yuzhu has some fame on the street, but most people only know him because he can't remember other people's names.
Hearing that person praising him, He Yuzhu also smiled and bowed and said, "You are kind enough, I just told me this as gossip from a friend.
This kind of thing involves children...
But if you think about it, this may make some sense.
We have all seen chicks hatching, right?
When the hen is hatching chicks, the temperature is not much higher than in our bed, yet eggs can still hatch, let alone such a hot pool?
Soak for a while, relax and relieve fatigue,
It’s been a long time, hehe..."
He Yuzhu explained it again. In his previous life, if Shazhu knew something more than others, he would definitely brag about it and maybe even say a few dirty jokes.
But for He Yuzhu now, an explanation is necessary.
Otherwise, if word gets out that Director He Yuzhu is knowledgeable about eggs.
If someone is so talkative, and gives He Yuzhu the nickname "Troublemaker Director",
Then He Yuzhu's reputation would be ruined for life.
He Yuzhu didn't soak for long because he was too embarrassed to watch.
Whenever an old man came into the bathhouse, he would be pulled over by the men coming out of the small pools to be studied.
What to study? Naturally, is whether the egg is hot or cold.
The result completely proved He Yuzhu's statement.
Even the bathhouse manager came over to ask whether this was true or not. He Yuzhu certainly could not admit it. He squinted his eyes at the bathhouse manager and said with a smile: "You asked the wrong person about this.
I only have children of my own, so when the doctor said this, I just heard it. Then, when I saw my old neighbor's child was about to take a hot bath, I said something extra.
If you are concerned about this matter, go find an old doctor and ask him.
I heard that you can't soak it for too long, no more than half an hour, or no more than twenty minutes.
Not to mention children, even older people who soak too much in the bathtub may also be prone to fainting, right?
For example, for people with high blood pressure, you should write some signs to remind them.”
"Pah," the bathhouse manager slapped his thigh and said regretfully, "What you said is true. Every year I encounter a few people who faint as soon as they leave the bathhouse after bathing.
I will go to the doctor and ask him about it right away."
He Yuzhu wiped his head, which was also covered with cold sweat.
Damn, I even came up with a topic while taking a shower.
"Uncle He, thank you for today. Goodbye." Song the butcher didn't stay long. When He Yuzhu was about to leave, the older child even went to He Yuzhu and bowed to thank him. (End of this chapter)