Chapter 2099
Another Unruly Person
"Who the hell is spewing nonsense? Go around and listen to what I, Old Hu, have ever done for no reason...." Hu the Bald jumped up after Zhang Chunhua said this.
Li Kui was unaware of his own evil.
Because they have their own understanding of good and bad.
"Do you look like you're bullying me?" Zhang Chunhua was amused by Hu Tuzi's behavior.
Gaa...
Hu the Bald's temper stopped abruptly. He scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "I won't bother you anymore."
After that, he turned around and left.
A muddle-headed person has their own way of doing things.
It's straightforward and efficient, but it can also be baffling.
In the He family of Beijing, He Yuzhu is now facing another scoundrel, and he feels like his head is about to split open.
Sitting opposite him was He Daqing, who looked resentful and indignant.
The old man came to cause trouble early in the morning.
He Yuzhu rubbed his head and said, "What's the use of telling me this?"
Go find my mom!
As long as you can convince my mother, I have no objections.
Nothing else happened, but He Daqing, having overheard someone's gossip, found himself thinking about things a hundred years from now.
Besides his first wife, he now has two more wives.
When He Yuzhu moved his mother's grave, he simply bought a pair of burial plots side by side.
He Daqing came for this reason.
He asked He Yuzhu to apply for two more burial plots at Wan'an Cemetery, so that even after he passed away, he could still live the life of an old man.
Liu Ting almost burst out laughing halfway through the conversation, but she forced herself to go out and buy breakfast, leaving the problem to He Yuzhu.
However, He Daqing's commotion also helped Liu Ting resolve some of her inner conflicts.
She could finally attribute He Yuzhu's philandering to the He family's genetics.
When the old man first returned to Beijing and saw his mother-in-law's grave for the first time, he was heartbroken, and she knew it was true.
He Daqing had specifically instructed that after his death, He Yuzhu should bury him next to his former grandmother.
He appeared deeply affectionate and unwavering in his love.
How much time has passed?
Liu Ting couldn't understand how her father-in-law had the nerve to come and cause trouble.
"I dare not go!" He Daqing said, his eyes wide.
If he dared to go to He Yuzhu's biological mother, would he need to come here to talk to He Yuzhu about this?
He was genuinely afraid that He Yuzhu's mother would appear in his dreams in the middle of the night and confront him.
He Yuzhu shrugged and said, "Then I'm even less likely to go."
That's my biological mother.
"I'm your biological father too, please help me think of a solution."
Think about it, Da Feng and Xiao Feng, they came all the way from Hong Kong Island to Beijing for me, to places they didn't know at all.
"What will happen to them if they are bullied after I leave?" He Daqing always managed to come up with his twisted logic.
The problem is that he can spout such fallacies without any sense of embarrassment.
He Yuzhu felt a throbbing headache again.
It's hard to say who is older or younger than He Daqing's two young wives.
It's impossible to say who will die first.
Now, He Daqing wants his own son to worry about the funeral arrangements for those two 'stepmothers,' and He Yuzhu really doesn't know how to complain.
"Or I can call Yushui over tonight and we can discuss it properly," He Yuzhu said, using a delaying tactic.
He Daqing glared fiercely at He Yuzhu.
He reached out and slapped the table, but the moment his palm landed, it abruptly changed direction and hit himself instead.
"Cough cough... If you want me dead, just say so. There's no need to make me so angry."
Can I tell the rainwater about this?
"What am I supposed to do if she cries to me?" He Daqing angrily lashed out at He Yuzhu.
He Yuzhu touched his nose. This was the first time since his rebirth that someone had referred to him as "Laozi" (his father).
The key point is that he was speechless. After all, He Daqing really was his father.
"Sigh...then there's only one way." He Yuzhu sighed and said.
"What?" He Daqing asked expectantly.
"After you pass away, I'll burn you down."
We'll split your ashes in two then.
My mom buried one portion next to me.
Have your two wives take a portion back to Hong Kong Island.
"That will be fair then." He Yuzhu offered a bad idea with a hint of sarcasm.
Originally, when He Daqing came to tell him about this, it was just a brainless thing to do.
If you have an idea, just do it.
He Yuzhu could at most pretend not to know, which would be enough to show understanding towards He Daqing.
Although ordinary people cannot apply for burial plots at Wan'an Cemetery now.
But if Lou Xiao'e or Guo Shumiao were to apply to the Beijing Municipal Government, they would probably be given some leeway.
They secretly left two empty graves there, without anyone noticing.
Even if He Yuzhu knew, he would pretend not to know.
Anyone can do this, except He Yuzhu.
He Daqing, on the other hand, took it easy and pushed the problem onto him.
The key is that if he does that, he'll be letting his mother down.
Even the rain will probably bother him for a long time.
"You might as well grind me to dust." He Daqing gritted his teeth, spat at He Yuzhu, and got up to walk out.
"Dad, breakfast is ready." Just as He Daqing was about to leave, Liu Ting pushed open the door and came in.
"Hmph..." He Daqing, who was usually very polite to Liu Ting, didn't give her a good look this time either. He snorted coldly, slammed the door, and left.
This time he was really angry.
The key issue is that He Yuzhu's words were too harsh.
He Yuzhu naturally didn't care about what happened after his death.
Whether he was cremated or buried, whether his ashes were buried or scattered, it didn't matter to him.
Even his casual remark about splitting the ashes in two was actually intended for his own benefit.
He waited until he died, and that's how he arranged it: half of him would stay with Liu Ting, and the other half would be buried with Lou Xiao'e.
This will also save the two women from arguing incessantly every day after they go underground.
But he never imagined that old-fashioned people like He Daqing would still be unable to accept cremation.
Besides, He Yuzhu was even thinking of splitting him in two?
The real reason He Daqing came over was also related to this matter.
He was thinking of moving He Yuzhu's biological mother's grave back to the ancestral grave in her hometown.
Burial is still possible there.
He Daqing hadn't considered future policy changes.
However, moving back to the ancestral graves would have at least two advantages.
One is the ancestral grave of the He family, which he can repair however he wants.
One wife and two concubines could build a huge tomb.
Another thing is that if he were moved back to his hometown, he wouldn't need to be cremated after he passes away.
He Yuzhu hadn't considered these things, nor did he value them.
But He Daqing really took this matter as a matter of utmost importance.
But he also knew that He Yuzhu would definitely not agree to move the grave again.
He Daqing simply couldn't bring himself to say it, lest his deceased wife's spirit be disturbed.
Therefore, he could only harass He Yuzhu, which was just asking for trouble.
With a smile on her face, Liu Ting saw her father-in-law out the door.
As soon as she put down the bamboo basket carrying breakfast, she reached out and pinched He Yuzhu hard. (End of Chapter)